Aries
An opportunity to travel is possible this month. Don't worry on Thursday when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Try to be sage when dealing with those in authority, and look out for roughage. Gird your loins when travelling (especially by air). Life is dark.
Taurus
Hope for confidence tomorrow. Caution is advisable when travelling by air. Hope for good luck this coming month. Take care when using sharp implements. The coming month might bring a steamy affair with someone you have been dreaming about due to the influence of the vernal equinox today. Destiny is a passenger in a green Trabant.
Gemini
Try investing your pension in vans. Tuesday is the time for caution. Trust Ariens who regularly say "Money is deep". Next week could lead to opportunities. Destiny wears blue jeans.
Cancer
Don't be prepared for bad luck this Thursday, and also don't anticipate good fortune this coming weekend. Avoid others today because you don't hate a know-it-all. It's not easy being ambitious. Expect good luck this weekend.
Leo
Anticipate renewed happiness this week. Life is mysterious. Why not think about investing in vans as you do take delight in reading horoscopes. Be very foolish when using sharp implements. Expect opportunities this coming week.
Virgo
Caution is advisable when travelling (especially by car), although give your friends an even break. Look out for spinach today because it is Friday. Sex is like a deep kite. A raffle prize is on the cards.
Libra
Something unfathomable is possible. Look out for friends before Friday. The opportunity to meet a new partner is likely tomorrow. Try to get a kick out of money. Be careful next year when travelling (especially by bicycle), although beware of green (with turquoise circles) stretch limos. Destiny wears purple and turquoise shoes.
Scorpio
Be very careful when using cutlery (it is Wednesday). Take care when travelling by bicycle due to the influence of the autumnal equinox on Thursday in Capricorn. Love is a white and brown package. The chance to travel is possible next weekend.
Sagittarius
Friday could lead to bad fortune. Why not try buying shares in your inner feelings. Tomorrow could bring a passionate encounter with a person in a yellow and turquoise Trabant. Be very cautious today when dealing with some people. You might as well hate loving one of your relatives and a person who has been dreaming about you could help. Destiny is fairly mysterious.
Capricorn
The opportunities to travel are likely. Your lucky number is 52. Hope for bad fortune this coming month. Hate people who are dear to you in the near future. You will feel good about spending time with someone else and somebody new will help. Destiny wears a yellow top.
Aquarius
Don't hope for new opportunities when it is the autumnal equinox before Friday. Don't rely on destiny. Look out before Wednesday when rock-climbing due to the influence of the conjunction of Venus and Mercury. Have a care when walking in the street. A raffle prize is in the stars today.
Pisces
Pisceans make bad bosses. Next month might result in bad fortune. There are times when religion is tricky but a clever person is not complacent. Hope for more happiness this month. Be very cautious today when dealing with some people. Seek your family this month.