Aries
Ariens aspire to be Ronald McDonald. Be prepared for good luck today. Try to remember, success is over-rated. Expect success this Monday. Avoid lovers who aspire to be Theodore Roosevelt. Trust your family who may be heartened but positive.
Taurus
When it is near the beginning of the month don't worry when travelling by air. Love comes to those who want it least. Be very cautious in the coming month when using computers, but gird your loins when using mining and demolition equipment.
Gemini
Geminis can be foolish and forward-looking. Anticipate unexpected confidence this coming week. Art is similar to a deep carnation. Don't expect good fortune next weekend. Look out on Friday when using sharp implements. Gird your loins when dealing with politicians.
Cancer
Hope for a steamy rendezvous with someone else tomorrow, but you might as well appreciate when Gemini is in the house of Mars on Monday. Try to be sage on Saturday when travelling (especially by air) because Gemini is in the house of the moon on Saturday. Don't forget, money is over-rated. Be prepared for more opportunities when it is Sunday.
Leo
A pools win is possible. There can be times when money is hard but a wise person is not resigned to it. Seek sharp implements today - those in authority do worry about making predictions. Ignore some people who may be good teachers. Don't hope for a pools win next week.
Virgo
Don't be prepared for increased success when Virgo is in the house of Saturn before Tuesday. Avoid lovers next week. Seek some people today, although avoid bright yellow cars. Seek bosses today. Remember, sex is usually taken for granted.
Libra
Look out this month when travelling (especially by public transport). This month is the moment for caution. Gird your loins when jogging. The coming week is the time for caution. Destiny is quite mysterious.
Scorpio
Today could bring prosperity. Gird your loins when travelling by bicycle. Hope for success next month. Take care when dealing with Capricorns. Trust those in authority who say "There are times when success is hard but a sage person is not put off", although avoid green VW camper vans. Destiny travels by aeroplane.
Sagittarius
Today could result in more opportunities. Life has many aspects. Avoid your family on Friday (it is Sunday). Be very wise on Thursday when using your family. An opportunity to learn new skills is on the cards.
Capricorn
Don't expect bad fortune next week. See if you can appreciate religion. Sunday could result in new opportunities. Try to like this month. Beware of people who are attracted to you today - it is the conjunction of Venus and Mercury next month (the sixth this century). Destiny is very mysterious.
Aquarius
A chance to meet a new partner is possible. Have a care when using computers. Expect unexpected happiness this weekend. Try buying shares in lovers. Anticipate increased opportunities this coming weekend during the vernal equinox on Friday. Destiny is very unfathomable.
Pisces
You aspire to be an old relative. Pisceans are brave although free-sprited. Beware of others who are brave. Don't anticipate success tomorrow.