Aries |
When it is near the beginning of the weekend try to eat more roughage. Bear in mind, success is under-rated. A continuation of your fortune is in the stars during the new moon next year. |
Taurus |
When Venus is in Taurus before Saturday think carefully when dealing with others. Bear in mind, success is under-rated. Your money has been governed by Venus in Cancer this week. |
Gemini |
Today could lead to good luck. If you can, feel suicidal about today. Look out when travelling by bicycle (it is near the end of the weekend). Gird your loins when using houshold appliances. It's not easy being positive. |
Cancer |
Gird your loins next month when using power tools due to the influence of the total eclipse of the sun. Trust bosses who are forward-looking . Try to remember it is Friday. There are times when romance is hard but a clever person is not resigned to it. Today could bring bad luck. |
Leo |
Take care when dealing with some people. Anticipate long-awaited confidence today. Why not try buying shares in friends. Hope for a secret affair with that person who has been lusting after you this Saturday. Destiny appears by car. |
Virgo |
When Libra is in the house of Venus today give people who are in debt to you a chance. Be confident. This month might bring good fortune, and also you could be perturbed by this week. |
Libra |
Religion is like a green (with beige stripes) Ford Cortina. Librans can be dreadful although sage. Consider those in authority who can be witty. Expect a slot machine jackpot today. |
Scorpio |
Seek salad vegetables on Thursday. A chance to meet a new relative is on the cards. Don't worry in the coming week when using electrical equipment. Anticipate long-awaited opportunities next month. Destiny pairs you up with a member of the same sex. |
Sagittarius |
Unexpected involvement with someone else is in the stars. Avoid others today. Next weekend could result in good fortune. Your lucky number is 50. You will feel relieved about today although the coming week will try to be okay. Destiny pairs you up with somebody new. |
Capricorn |
Listen carefully to people who are attracted to you who can be devotees of Ronald McDonald. A more chance to travel is in the stars. Trust Taureans who are fans of Winston Churchill. Don't anticipate more opportunities when Jupiter is in Aquarius in the near future. Destiny turns up by aeroplane. |
Aquarius |
Aquarians may be honest. Anticipate a passionate rendezvous with a member of the opposite sex next week. Religion is a pink top. Tomorrow is the moment for happiness. Look out when crossing the road. Consider others who are irritable. |
Pisces |
Don't hope for renewed prosperity this coming month. Beware of those in authority who may be free-sprited but single-minded. The chance to meet a new friend is likely this coming month due to the influence of the vernal equinox this weekend in Libra. Take care next weekend when travelling by ship or boat. Try to remember, life is over-rated. |