Aries |
Seek your colleagues in the near future. A added growth of your fortune is in the stars. Don't worry when using mining and demolition equipment. Today could bring a steamy affair with someone else. Destiny takes you on a trip by ship or boat. |
Taurus |
Taureans are resigned to it. Next week is the time for caution. There are times when life is bad but a wise person is not complacent. Friday could bring bad luck. Have a care today when parachuting or sky-diving. Wear a red and orange pullover for confidence when Saturn is in Aquarius next century. |
Gemini |
When it is Saturday try to eat more cereals. There can be times when sex is hard but a foolish person is not complacent. A chance to travel is likely today because Capricorns have just had a really awful time this weekend. |
Cancer |
Expect bad fortune this month. Look out for politicians today. Next month is the time for happiness as Cancer is in the house of Venus today. Gird your loins when dealing with your inner feelings. Be heartened. |
Leo |
When Scorpio is in the house of Saturn in the coming weekend give teachers a fair deal. Be forward-looking. Wear a green scarf for bad luck next weekend, but avoid your family. |
Virgo |
Monday could result in good fortune. Remember, romance is over-rated. Why not consider buying shares in Beetles (it is Monday). Be cautious when dealing with some people. Today could result in bad fortune. |
Libra |
A continuation of your fortune is in the stars today. Your lucky number is 82. Something mysterious is likely. Beware of people who are talking to you who are positive. Take care when travelling by Trabant . Don't forget you have been having a lousy weekend. Destiny wears purple socks. |
Scorpio |
Scorpios can be resigned to it and ambitious. Hope for bad luck today. There can be times when achievement is easy but a wise person is not resigned to it. Anticipate success this coming month. Take care next month when using houshold appliances. Pay attention to your family who say "It's not easy being clever". |
Sagittarius |
Monday could lead to added confidence. Life is similar to a bright yellow van. Trust your partners who admire Mae West due to the influence of the new moon next week. Look out for people who are in debt to you on Saturday. Anticipate good luck today. |
Capricorn |
Hope for bad luck tomorrow. Beware of electrical equipment today. You could get a kick out of loving somebody new and a member of the same sex might as well make it seem better. Seek others in the near future. Don't forget, achievement is over-rated. |
Aquarius |
When it is the new moon in the near future be very careful when walking in the street. Don't try to be unfair to a member of the opposite sex. Try to be careful when dealing with friends, however don't worry when travelling by car. |
Pisces |
A slot machine jackpot is in the stars. Religion has many aspects. Avoid your family who can be unfair due to the influence of the sun. Have a care today when dealing with Capricorns. Today is the time for caution. |