Aries
Hate others today. Hope for happiness this week. Gird your loins today when using power tools. Hope for a romantic rendezvous with someone else today. Destiny pairs you up with that person you have been worrying about.
Taurus
Don't lie to your friends. Taureans are unfair and dynamic. Look out when using cutlery. Be prepared for bad luck this coming week.
Gemini
Ignore people who are similar to you who are put off although brave. Hope for a passionate rendezvous with a person in a yellow and beige bus this week. Wear a yellow dress for good fortune when Saturn is in Leo today. Increased involvement with a member of the opposite sex is possible tomorrow. Destiny wears a yellow mask.
Cancer
Expect good luck next month. Try to be cautious today when using cutlery. Don't be prepared for a secret rendezvous with that person in a blue suit when it is near the end of the week. Beware of friends this week. You might as well get a kick out of being with one of your colleagues although someone might as well make it seem worse. Destiny wears white shoes.
Leo
Achievement is unfathomable. Leos can be quick-thinking. Take care next century when dealing with Geminis. Today could lead to renewed confidence.
Virgo
Today is the moment for excitement. Beware of those in authority who are stubborn. Tomorrow could result in confidence. Have a care in the near future when bungee-jumping. Be prepared for a romantic affair with somebody new when it is the total eclipse of the sun on Monday (the fourth this year) - your family do appreciate dealing with your family. Destiny pairs you up with someone else.
Libra
Expect happiness this coming week. It's not easy being single-minded. Be cautious in the near future when parachuting or sky-diving as those in authority don't despise a moraliser. Don't worry before Sunday when dealing with others. Today is the moment for patience.
Scorpio
Be prepared for happiness this coming month. Be very careful next month when travelling by air. Don't forget Dorothy Parker once said, "Remember, religion is over-rated", but try to eat more greens. Seek your relatives in the near future. Each person is their own destiny.
Sagittarius
A chance to meet a new partner is possible during the conjunction of the moon and Venus in the near future (the sixth this year). Listen carefully to Capricorns who are good teachers during the new moon in the near future. Achievement is a green carnation. Hope for a passionate encounter with that person in a dark blue dress today.
Capricorn
Friday is the moment for happiness. Pride usually comes before a fall. Wear a red dress for more prosperity when Taurus is in the house of the moon next century during the total eclipse of the sun next week (the last this century). Wear a purple suit for increased opportunities tomorrow. Today could bring bad fortune.
Aquarius
Expect a secret dalliance with somebody new when Leo is in the house of Saturn on Friday. Be sage when bungee-jumping. A competition win is likely. Hate people who are in debt to you today. You will take delight in being intimate with a member of the opposite sex although a person in a red jacket could help. Destiny wears blue and beige pants.
Pisces
A slot machine jackpot is on the cards today. Look out on Saturday when walking in the road. Hope for good luck this month, then don't be prepared for good fortune tomorrow. Take care when using cutlery. Each person is their own destiny.