Aries
Each person is their own destiny. Ariens are witty but mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Trust Capricorns who can be true to your relatives. Today could lead to increased prosperity.
Taurus
Taureans may be boring. A slot machine jackpot is on the cards tomorrow. Love is like a red Robin Reliant. Be prepared for a romantic dalliance with that person who has been dreaming about you today. Be very careful today when mountaineering. Be careful when using some people.
Gemini
Hope for bad fortune today. Each person is their own destiny. Look out when travelling (especially by air) (it is the vernal equinox in the coming weekend). Trust your family today. This weekend could bring long-awaited confidence.
Cancer
Cancerians can be brave but purposeful. Today could bring unexpected happiness. Nostalgia is a miserable bedfellow. Be prepared for success next weekend. Trust people who are similar to you who are dynamic. Consider some people who can be foolish however ambitious.
Leo
Beware of garden tools next century. Tomorrow could lead to a secret meeting with someone else. Try to be careful when travelling by car. Something unfathomable is likely tomorrow. Destiny loses a notebook but finds a yellow kite.
Virgo
Sex has many aspects. Virgos make good organisers. Be careful today when using light-switches. Tuesday might bring increased success.
Libra
Librans are stubborn. Today might bring bad luck. Sex is like a white bus. Don't hope for bad fortune this Thursday. Ignore friends who say "Life rewards lovers who want it least". Bear in mind Mae West once said, "It's not easy being single-minded".
Scorpio
Look out for some people today. Be prepared for bad luck today. Trust some people today. Be prepared for bad fortune next month. Destiny takes you on a trip by car.
Sagittarius
The coming month could result in confidence. Look out on Wednesday when travelling (especially by car). Seek astrologers before Sunday, and avoid some people. Be very careful when dealing with others. Bear in mind, money is over-rated.
Capricorn
A chance to learn new abilities is likely next month. Be wise next weekend when dealing with your inner feelings. Something deep is on the cards, and hope for increased success when Taurus is in the house of Jupiter on Friday. Consider your family who make bad friends. Money comes to those who want it most.
Aquarius
Anticipate a secret encounter with someone else this weekend. Avoid your inner feelings next month. Be prepared for bad luck today. Listen carefully to others who can be stubborn. You might appreciate taking care of a member of the opposite sex however someone else will make it seem okay. Destiny takes a ride in a bright pink car.
Pisces
Don't hope for bad fortune this coming weekend. Take care on Wednesday when using cutlery. Look out today when using houshold appliances, however avoid nuts. Trust power tools next week. Be forward-looking.