Aries |
Ariens seem to believe that "Don't be unfair to one of your relatives". A steamy encounter with someone who has been worrying about you is on the cards this weekend. It's not easy being wise. Expect confidence today. Look out when dealing with bosses. Caution is advisable when travelling by air. |
Taurus |
Taureans may be purposeful although forward-looking. Be prepared for added opportunities today. Each person is their own destiny. The coming weekend could bring a steamy affair with someone else. Ignore politicians who may be wise. Be cautious when dealing with your friends. |
Gemini |
Don't rely on Cancerians. Geminis can be like Taureans. Look out this week when using power tools. Expect a steamy affair with someone else this Saturday. |
Cancer |
Be very careful when travelling (especially by ship or boat). Today might result in good luck. Try buying shares in sharp implements. Anticipate bad luck this week. Destiny reminds you of someone. |
Leo |
Wear a yellow (with orange stripes) suit for bad luck this coming month. Hope for bad fortune today. Pay attention to Geminis who are admirers of Oscar Wilde. Don't hope for a competition win tomorrow. Destiny is very unfathomable. |
Virgo |
Expect increased confidence next month. Ignore organisers who may be stubborn however free-sprited. Be very careful in the coming month when travelling (especially by car) due to the influence of the conjunction of Mercury and Venus in the near future (the seventh this century). Look out when using light-switches. It's not easy being mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. |
Libra |
Gird your loins today when travelling by aeroplane. A new opportunity to travel is in the stars this Saturday. Seek fruit on Thursday. A raffle prize is on the cards next week. Destiny arrives in the form of a sexy Piscean. |
Scorpio |
Expect added success this month. Be foolish in the near future when travelling (especially by VW camper van). Today might result in confidence. Look out next weekend when dealing with Ariens. Wednesday might result in good fortune, but you will feel bad about taking care of someone in a bright pink hat. Destiny arrives in a luminous green van. |
Sagittarius |
When it is near the beginning of the weekend be wise when travelling by air. Achievement is dark. Look out in the coming week when using sharp implements, although try to eat more roughage. |
Capricorn |
Don't hope for a romantic encounter with a trustworthy Sagittarian this Thursday. Caution is advisable this week when travelling by air. Hope for new happiness this Saturday. Look out for your family on Saturday. Hate greens on Wednesday . Try to remember it is Sunday. Destiny loses a bag but finds a pink carnation. |
Aquarius |
When it is the total eclipse of the sun today (the last this month) try to eat more roughage. Each person is their own destiny. Next month could lead to a steamy dalliance with one of your lovers as you have been having a quite uncomfortable week. |
Pisces |
Don't hope for more prosperity today. Be careful today when crossing the road. Expect a pools win today. Be very clever when crossing the road. Be prepared for a secret encounter with someone you have been dreaming about next month, but you could easily feel pleased about this coming week. Destiny arrives in the form of somebody new. |