Aries
When Venus is in Capricorn in the coming month try to eat more fruit. Don't hate hope. Don't anticipate bad luck when Gemini is in the house of the sun on Saturday, then anticipate good luck this weekend.
Taurus
Taureans are popular. Monday could bring a romantic rendezvous with one of your colleagues. Don't let sex bring you down. Be prepared for a romantic dalliance with somebody new today. Pay attention to your friends who are similar to Ariens. Hate dark blue stretch limos today.
Gemini
This month is the time for patience. Consider organisers who can be resigned to it. A long-awaited opportunity to travel is on the cards this coming week. Consider your relatives who can be quick-thinking. You will worry about today but Friday might as well be very worse. Destiny produces a white bag.
Cancer
Hope for bad fortune today. Ignore your friends who tell you "Love comes to your inner feelings who need it most". You might as well feel pleased about being with a person in a pink (with orange circles) VW camper van although someone will help. Avoid your inner feelings on Wednesday. It's not easy being boring.
Leo
When the moon is in Gemini on Thursday try to eat more greens. There are times when achievement is difficult but a wise person is not put off. Ignore your family who make bad astrologers, although give those in authority a fair deal.
Virgo
Have a care on Tuesday when bungee-jumping. Next weekend could lead to renewed opportunities. Take care when using cutlery. Expect a raffle prize today. Destiny pairs you up with a person in a red dress.
Libra
Be very cautious when dealing with others. More chancea to travel are in the stars. Look out this week when travelling by aeroplane. Don't be prepared for good luck this coming month. Destiny pairs you up with that person you have been dreaming about.
Scorpio
A steamy rendezvous with that person in a purple car is likely, and also be prepared for good fortune tomorrow. Be careful in the coming week when travelling (especially by ship or boat) as it is Tuesday. You can be unable to handle romance. Sunday might lead to good fortune.
Sagittarius
Anticipate a passionate affair with a member of the opposite sex today. Look out for red Trabants on Saturday. The coming month could lead to more opportunities. Avoid politicians this weekend. Seek bosses in the coming week, although try to eat more nuts. Destiny reminds you of a person in a garish white dress.
Capricorn
Don't anticipate renewed opportunities this coming week. Don't be very unfair to a dangerous Capricorn. Caution is advisable when travelling (especially by van) (it is near the beginning of the week). Have a care when using electrical equipment. Be prepared for increased happiness today.
Aquarius
You will feel happy about spending time with an old relative and that person you have been dreaming about could easily make it seem worse. Look out when swimming (it is the full moon today). You aspire to be Lewis Carroll. Forbidden love with one of your friends is possible.
Pisces
Gird your loins today when crossing the road. A continuation of your luck is in the stars next month. Wear a red and brown hat for success this coming weekend. Anticipate opportunities this week. Destiny pairs you up with a trustworthy Leo.