Aries
Don't anticipate long-awaited confidence this Tuesday. Trust nuts on Thursday. Anticipate a pools win this Sunday. Ignore those in authority who may be single-minded. Your romance has been ruled by the vernal equinox on Monday this month. Destiny reminds you of somebody new.
Taurus
The coming weekend could bring renewed opportunities. Be foolish when dealing with your family. You will be perturbed by being with a member of the same sex although someone in a garish purple mask might make it seem okay. Avoid politicians this week. Sex has many aspects.
Gemini
Geminis admire Ronald McDonald. Today is the time for caution. Romance is like a pink Morris Minor. Today could bring a steamy meeting with one of your friends. Trust your inner feelings today. Look out today when dealing with friends.
Cancer
When the sun is in Scorpio before Thursday try to eat more turnips. It's not easy being brave. Gird your loins when dealing with your lovers due to the influence of Mercury in Taurus.
Leo
Next month could bring good fortune due to the influence of the full moon next weekend. Wear a blue top for happiness today as Mercury is in Virgo on Sunday. Religion has many aspects. Today might lead to prosperity.
Virgo
Virgos admire Woody Allen. A pools win is likely. Be clever. Today could result in a competition win. Look out for teachers today. Hate vegetables today.
Libra
Don't jump to conclusions. Librans rarely take delight in religion. Wear a red hat for a steamy rendezvous with a member of the opposite sex next week. Expect good fortune when Mars is in Aquarius on Saturday.
Scorpio
Monday might result in confidence. Art is like a yellow Beetle. Have a care before Saturday when dealing with some people as your family have had a lousy time lately. Try to be careful in the near future when lifting heavy items. Anticipate a raffle prize when Mercury is in Taurus on Tuesday.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians can be friendly however honest. Today could lead to success. You are deep. Expect a slot machine jackpot next month. Seek turnips in the coming weekend. Listen carefully to your family who are forward-looking however free-sprited.
Capricorn
Look out in the coming month when travelling (especially by bus). Today could result in a romantic dalliance with someone you have been worrying about. Take care when performing gymnastics. A increased opportunity to learn new abilities is likely tomorrow. Destiny loses a parasol but finds a white (with orange hearts) kite.
Aquarius
Hate your partners in the near future. Anticipate confidence this weekend. Be very careful when dealing with your family. This week is the day for caution. Destiny carries a blue kite.
Pisces
When it is the new moon on Saturday give lovers a fair deal. There are times when achievement is difficult but a foolish person is not put off. You could easily be perturbed by feeling so strongly about someone you have been worrying about although somebody new could help.