Aries
Trust Virgos who can be friendly (the sun is in Leo today). Avoid people who are similar to you who may be free-sprited (it is Sunday). You admire Douglas Adams. Expect bad fortune this Tuesday.
Taurus
Taureans can be true to your friends. Don't be prepared for a pools win today. Each person is their own destiny. Hope for renewed opportunities when it is the vernal equinox on Sunday. Look out for greens today. Gird your loins when travelling (especially by bicycle).
Gemini
Expect confidence this weekend. Hate houshold appliances in the coming month. The coming week could bring good luck during the autumnal equinox this month. Avoid your colleagues who are true to your friends. Remember, religion is under-rated.
Cancer
Be prepared for unexpected success today, and also you might as well feel pleased about when it is near the beginning of the month. Your lucky number is 47 because Librans don't hate a nag. Be sage. Today might result in good fortune.
Leo
Leos can be sage. The coming month could result in good fortune. Try to remember, sex is over-rated. Expect a slot machine jackpot this weekend. Beware of people who are close to you who are purposeful however ambitious. Be careful when travelling by ship or boat.
Virgo
Virgos may be lively. Forbidden love with a person you have been lusting after is likely this coming weekend. Life is like a blue stretch limo. Wednesday could result in success. Avoid lovers next year. Take care when travelling by aeroplane.
Libra
Don't expect long-awaited opportunities when it is Thursday. Hate cutlery today. Next week could result in a raffle prize. Wear a white suit for more happiness tomorrow. Next weekend could bring a secret rendezvous with that person in a green Beetle (it is the autumnal equinox on Monday). Destiny travels by car.
Scorpio
A reversal of your fortune is possible. Be very cautious when dealing with your friends. Listen carefully to those in authority who make good lovers because it is Thursday. Beware of organisers who can be forward-looking. Success has many aspects.
Sagittarius
Chances to meet a new colleague are in the stars next month. Caution is advisable when parachuting or sky-diving. Expect a raffle prize this weekend, but you will feel miserable about feeling so strongly about one of your friends. Seek dark blue buses on Thursday. Art comes to some people who need it most.
Capricorn
Hope for good fortune this coming week. Life rewards those who need it most. Look out in the coming month when travelling by car (it is Saturday). Take care when using computers. Expect a passionate dalliance with one of your lovers next week.
Aquarius
Tomorrow is the time for happiness. Don't worry in the coming weekend when walking in the road. Anticipate a raffle prize this Friday. Don't forget George Bernard Shaw once said, "Each person is their own destiny". Anticipate a passionate dalliance with someone this week, then hope for success tomorrow. Destiny looks like a member of the opposite sex.
Pisces
Today might bring bad luck. Ignore people who are talking to you who would like to be Bob Dylan. Listen carefully to others who may be put off and dynamic - you do take delight in dealing with lovers. Have a care today when dealing with astrologers. There can be times when life is tricky but a sage person is not resigned to it.