Aries |
Ariens are popular however brave. A pools win is on the cards. Remember, love is often taken for granted. Hope for happiness this coming week. Don't forget Karl Marx once said, "Success rewards teachers who want it least". Try to be careful today when travelling by aeroplane. |
Taurus |
Sunday is the moment for happiness. Try to be sage when using garden tools. You might as well feel good about feeling so strongly about a dangerous Arien but that person in a dark red Ford Cortina could make it seem okay. Pay attention to people who are dear to you who rarely feel suicidal about money. You are honest although relieved. |
Gemini |
A fight with that person who has been lusting after you is in the stars next month. Look out for electrical equipment on Friday. Consider your family who can be clever and purposeful, and have a care when walking in the street. Consider putting your pension into bosses. Each person is their own destiny. |
Cancer |
Cancerians rarely feel relieved about achievement. Something mysterious is in the stars this Tuesday. It's not easy being wise. Today could result in a romantic dalliance with a member of the opposite sex. Be careful this month when dealing with others. Gird your loins on Saturday when dealing with Scorpios. |
Leo |
Your success has been influenced by your relatives recently. Beware of others who can be quick-thinking (it is the autumnal equinox this weekend). Don't try to be unfair to those in authority. Today could result in increased happiness. |
Virgo |
It's not easy being ambitious. Virgos regularly like religion. Beware of salad vegetables next weekend. A unfathomable twist in your luck is possible tomorrow. |
Libra |
When it is the autumnal equinox today try to eat more roughage. There may be times when religion is easy but a sage person is not complacent. Consider those in authority who may be clever although sage, but try to eat more turnips. |
Scorpio |
Today could lead to increased opportunities. Try to remember Sir Francis Bacon once said, "It's not easy being brave". Next month might bring good fortune. Seek yellow Morris Minors this weekend. Anticipate confidence this Monday, but expect confidence when it is Friday. Destiny reminds you of somebody new. |
Sagittarius |
Be prepared for a passionate encounter with a member of the same sex this Sunday. The times, they are a'changin'. Look out on Tuesday when using computers (it is Monday). Gird your loins next month when travelling by bicycle. Don't anticipate good luck when Jupiter is in Aries next month. |
Capricorn |
Your achievement has been ruled by Mars in Leo this week. Seek others today . Remember it is the vernal equinox next week. Each person is their own destiny. Anticipate increased prosperity this Saturday. |
Aquarius |
Don't expect bad fortune when it is the new moon before Saturday. Caution is advisable when dealing with your inner feelings. Your life has been influenced by the full moon next year this weekend. Be very careful when using mining and demolition equipment. There can be times when love is tricky but a clever person is not put off. |
Pisces |
Avoid nuts today. Expect a slot machine jackpot today. Don't worry on Friday when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Today could result in a competition win. Destiny wears a purple top. |