Aries
Look out for your friends this week. Monday could lead to bad fortune. Pay attention to those in authority who would like to be Douglas Adams. Something mysterious is in the stars this week. Destiny wears a red (with navy stripes) pullover.
Taurus
Today could lead to confidence. Don't trust increased prosperity. Try to be clever today when travelling (especially by car) due to the influence of the moon. Be very cautious before Saturday when using houshold appliances. Be prepared for good luck this month.
Gemini
When it is near the end of the weekend try to eat more roughage. Success rewards those who want it most. Ignore Leos who are purposeful, but be careful when crossing the road.
Cancer
Today could bring a passionate dalliance with someone. Be forward-looking. Be clever next month when dealing with Virgos because it is the partial eclipse of the sun in the near future (the fifth this century). Try to be cautious on Monday when travelling (especially by ship or boat). Hope for good luck this week.
Leo
Leos are free-sprited. Be prepared for good luck next weekend. Each person is their own destiny. Today is the time for patience. Be very clever when dealing with your family. Pay attention to those in authority who can be clever.
Virgo
Don't be prepared for new happiness tomorrow. Your lucky number is (01230) 124 3870. Expect success next week. Have a care this week when dealing with Virgos. Your life has been ruled by the autumnal equinox next century in Capricorn this week. Destiny wears red socks.
Libra
Don't forget, love is over-rated. Librans may be purposeful and relieved. Look out today when dealing with those in authority. Opportunities to attain new skills are in the stars when it is the new moon on Saturday.
Scorpio
Be prepared for bad fortune today. It's not easy being wild. Try to be careful on Sunday when travelling (especially by ship or boat) during the autumnal equinox on Tuesday. Look out next month when using cutlery. The coming month could bring good fortune.
Sagittarius
You can be popular. Sagittarians may be dynamic however witty. Avoid cereals before Thursday. Anticipate good luck this week.
Capricorn
Capricorns are resigned to it but dynamic. Next month might bring a pools win. Achievement is unfathomable. A continuation of your fortune is on the cards tomorrow. Avoid others who say "It's not easy being lively". Your lucky number is 1.
Aquarius
Aquarians may be purposeful. A bust-up with someone else is possible. Romance is a green notebook. Today is the moment for excitement. Look out next century when walking in the road. Look out when rock-climbing.
Pisces
Something dark is possible this coming week. Don't hate your family. Take care on Wednesday when dealing with your friends - it is the vernal equinox before Friday. Try to feel suicidal about success as readily as Sagittarians do. Be prepared for success this Monday.