Aries
Look out this week when dealing with your inner feelings. The coming week could lead to success. Wear a green pullover for unexpected prosperity this month. Next month is the time for happiness. Destiny reminds you of somebody new.
Taurus
Don't hope for a slot machine jackpot today. Your lucky number is 52. Don't expect good luck this Saturday. Trust your inner feelings today. Avoid houshold appliances this weekend - it is Monday. Destiny looks like one of your colleagues.
Gemini
Caution is advisable when carrying bulky objects. Hope for good luck this coming month. Gird your loins when carrying bulky items. Today might lead to good luck. Destiny arrives by bicycle.
Cancer
Expect new success next weekend. Caution is advisable next month when travelling by ship or boat. An opportunity to travel is in the stars this coming weekend, and also don't be prepared for good fortune today. Don't forget someone you have been lusting after once said, "There can be times when life is bad but a foolish person is not put off". Be confident.
Leo
Caution is advisable today when dealing with people who are close to you. This week could lead to increased success. Be careful next week when travelling (especially by car). Passion with a member of the opposite sex is on the cards this Tuesday. Destiny is fairly mysterious.
Virgo
You may be wise and ambitious. Virgos are wild however resigned to it. Be careful next year when jogging. The coming weekend might bring unexpected success.
Libra
Librans can be clever. A chance to meet a new partner is on the cards tomorrow. Religion has many aspects. Expect good fortune next month. Take care when dealing with people who are similar to you. Gird your loins when dealing with some people.
Scorpio
When Venus is in Taurus in the near future give your family an even break. Resentment is the seed of remorse. Look out before Thursday when dealing with others, but be careful when dealing with lovers.
Sagittarius
Something deep is on the cards. Avoid your friends who may be lively. Be very careful when walking in the road, and beware of purple VW camper vans. Remember Socrates once said, "It's not easy being sage". Art is similar to a yellow bus.
Capricorn
Hope for added opportunities this Saturday. Look out for blue (with orange circles) Ford Cortinas in the coming weekend. Be prepared for a passionate affair with a member of the same sex this Tuesday. Caution is advisable on Friday when dealing with your inner feelings. Something unfathomable is in the stars, but expect a raffle prize next month. Destiny loses a diary but finds a white package.
Aquarius
A reversal of your fortune is likely, but you will enjoy being intimate with someone in a garish blue car. Avoid Taureans who are brave - it is the vernal equinox this month. You aspire to be David Lloyd George. Something dark is likely this month.
Pisces
Don't let life get you down. Pisceans are dynamic. Look out on Saturday when travelling by Robin Reliant. Today could bring happiness.