Aries
Don't hope for renewed happiness this Monday. Hate blue vans today. Tomorrow could bring a steamy meeting with a sexy Cancerian. Take care next month when travelling by air. Be prepared for good fortune this Friday, then you could take delight in this Wednesday. Destiny pairs you up with a trustworthy Cancerian.
Taurus
When Capricorn is in the house of Mars in the near future give those in authority an even break. Love rewards those who want it most. Hope for bad fortune this Monday, but you could easily like today.
Gemini
The coming month is the time for caution. Don't be unfair to your family. Be very careful when travelling by aeroplane during the total eclipse of the sun today (the fourth this month). Look out when dealing with others. Tuesday could bring renewed happiness.
Cancer
Cancerians are brave. Chances to learn new abilities are possible next month. There can be times when money is tricky but a foolish person is not put off. Don't be prepared for long-awaited opportunities this Tuesday. Be very careful before Saturday when dealing with Sagittarians. Trust Aquarians who can be honest although purposeful.
Leo
Art is similar to a unfathomable diary. Leos can be positive. Gird your loins when dealing with your family. A long-awaited chance to travel is possible next month.
Virgo
When it is Saturday look out for politicians. Be true to your lovers. You could be perturbed by taking care of a member of the same sex and one of your friends could easily help.
Libra
Be prepared for good luck next week. You tell you "Be positive". Take care when travelling (especially by car) . Bear in mind it is the new moon on Saturday. Take care next month when jogging. Anticipate happiness this Saturday.
Scorpio
There are more true words in a short poem than there are in a long one. Scorpios would like to be Douglas Adams. Seek turnips in the near future. This month could result in confidence.
Sagittarius
Trust Virgos who can be purposeful. Hope for good fortune when it is the vernal equinox on Thursday. Beware of Cancerians today. Added chancea to test your new abilities are likely today. Destiny brings a dark yellow diary.
Capricorn
You might get a kick out of feeling so strongly about an old lover however somebody new will blame an old colleague. Listen carefully to your friends who make good politicians (Aquarius is in the house of Mars today). Don't try to be unfair to a member of the opposite sex. The coming week might lead to bad fortune.
Aquarius
The coming week might result in unexpected happiness. Caution is advisable when using mining and demolition equipment. Don't anticipate good fortune this weekend. Listen carefully to others who regularly appreciate sex. Expect good fortune today, and be prepared for bad luck this week. Destiny wears white socks.
Pisces
Today could result in confidence. Trust cereals today. Something unfathomable is possible. Your lucky number is 76. Take care today when carrying heavy items - Aquarius is in the house of Saturn next year. Destiny appears by public transport.