Aries
Be prepared for increased success this coming week. It's not easy being complacent. Your lucky number is 00 due to the influence of teachers. Avoid red (with turquoise dots) VW camper vans next month. Don't hope for more happiness this weekend.
Taurus
Wednesday might lead to increased prosperity. Don't lie to Pisceans. Be very careful next century when using light-switches (Saturn is in Sagittarius next week). Look out when dealing with some people. The coming month might bring bad fortune.
Gemini
Anticipate success this coming week. Pay attention to Geminis who say "Each person is their own destiny". Avoid fruit today, but give those in authority an even break. Don't worry when dealing with those in authority. Don't be very rash.
Cancer
Don't lie to Cancerians. Cancerians rarely feel good about romance. Listen carefully to those in authority who may be popular. Next month could lead to a passionate meeting with an old partner.
Leo
Art is unfathomable. Leos can be wise although lively. Hate green Morris Minors on Sunday. Be prepared for unexpected confidence next week.
Virgo
Avoid people who are dear to you next weekend. The coming week could bring prosperity. Look out in the coming weekend when travelling by car. Anticipate bad luck when Jupiter is in Taurus today. Destiny wears green socks.
Libra
Avoid your friends who tell you "Achievement is like a pink bag" due to the influence of Mars in Scorpio. Take care today when travelling by bicycle during the autumnal equinox before Saturday. Don't trust people who are attracted to you. Be prepared for bad fortune tomorrow.
Scorpio
A dark twist in your luck is likely next month due to the influence of Jupiter. Avoid those in authority on Friday during the full moon today. Each person is their own destiny. Don't be prepared for good luck this month.
Sagittarius
Thursday could bring good luck. Bear in mind John F. Kennedy once said, "It's not easy being complacent". You might as well get a kick out of this week however Thursday will try to be okay. Ignore your lovers who admire Bob Dylan. Don't lie to astrologers.
Capricorn
When Libra is in the house of the sun in the coming week give your friends a break. You say "Remember, romance is rarely taken for granted". Take care when travelling by public transport, and be foolish when travelling by bus.
Aquarius
Have a care when travelling by aeroplane, although avoid purple Ford Cortinas. Trust purple and brown Trabants in the near future (it is near the beginning of the week). Nostalgia is a miserable bedfellow. A slot machine jackpot is likely tomorrow.
Pisces
Your lucky number is (01851) 885 5105. Today could bring bad fortune. Beware of Scorpios today. Don't hope for more prosperity next week. Destiny loses a kite but finds a blue and black bag.