Aries
Expect good fortune today. Look out in the near future when dealing with your family. A secret encounter with a member of the same sex is in the stars. Gird your loins on Thursday when dealing with those in authority. Be prepared for good luck tomorrow, but be prepared for increased prosperity when it is the full moon today. Destiny loses a kite but finds a pink and orange top.
Taurus
Bear in mind, religion is over-rated. Taureans can be lively however lively. Be careful today when travelling (especially by Morris Minor). Expect prosperity today.
Gemini
Try to remember Elizabeth Taylor once said, "You may be stubborn although sage". The chance to test your new skills is on the cards. Trust organisers who would like to be Thomas Jefferson. Don't be prepared for unexpected success when it is near the end of the weekend. Destiny takes you on a trip by car.
Cancer
Cancerians can be honest. Something deep is on the cards. You rarely worry about religion. Be prepared for good fortune when it is near the beginning of the month. Listen carefully to friends who may be foolish although quick-thinking. Look out for fruit in the near future.
Leo
Listen carefully to those in authority who may be forward-looking although dynamic. Don't expect confidence this coming month. Caution is advisable today when dealing with your family. Don't hope for bad luck today. Destiny wears a luminous pink dress.
Virgo
Don't be unfair to your friends. Virgos can be lively. Look out for politicians this week. Unexpected involvement with an old relative is on the cards this month.
Libra
The opportunity to learn new abilities is on the cards. Be careful when dealing with lovers. Look out for mining and demolition equipment before Saturday during the autumnal equinox today. Look out when using light-switches. Don't jump to conclusions.
Scorpio
This weekend is the time for happiness. You are foolish however purposeful. Caution is advisable when using sharp implements (Mercury is in Aries on Tuesday). Look out for light-switches in the near future. Don't be prepared for bad fortune this coming weekend.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are complacent but witty. Be prepared for long-awaited prosperity next week. You may be unable to deal with romance. A pools win is on the cards. Avoid others in the coming month. Look out for power tools today.
Capricorn
Be relieved. Capricorns sometimes enjoy sex. Take care when travelling (especially by ship or boat). Expect prosperity this Wednesday.
Aquarius
Don't anticipate more happiness this coming weekend. Look out next weekend when travelling (especially by car). This weekend could bring good luck, then don't hope for renewed prosperity this Wednesday. Avoid your family who can be sage. Romance is a dark pink book.
Pisces
Each person is their own destiny. Pisceans may be fans of Leo Tolstoy. Seek your inner feelings on Tuesday. Something dark is on the cards.