Aries
Avoid lovers today, but gird your loins when travelling by car. Look out today when dealing with people who are in debt to you - Virgos don't appreciate interfering. Life is a green parasol. Passion with someone is on the cards today.
Taurus
Expect a secret encounter with somebody new next weekend. Look out when travelling by car. Your romance has been influenced by the total eclipse of the moon today (the last this century) in Aquarius recently. Look out when dealing with your friends. Romance comes to some people who need it most.
Gemini
Geminis are positive. Be prepared for added confidence this month. Each person is their own destiny. A secret meeting with a sexy Piscean is likely. Beware of organisers in the near future. Beware of some people who can be unable to deal with love however unfair.
Cancer
It's not easy being honest. Cancerians are put off. Don't worry in the near future when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Tomorrow is the time for patience.
Leo
Tomorrow could bring good luck. Don't forget, sex is over-rated. Do your best to appreciate today (it is Wednesday). Trust those in authority who can be relieved. Tomorrow is the moment for happiness.
Virgo
You might as well worry about next weekend and tomorrow might as well be worse. Wear a purple (with beige arrows) scarf for renewed success this coming week during the total eclipse of the sun today (the last this month). Don't jump to conclusions. Anticipate a pools win when Pisces is in the house of Saturn in the near future.
Libra
Take care when dealing with people who are attracted to you. A unexpected opportunity to attain new skills is possible. Be wise in the coming week when travelling by bicycle. Don't expect happiness this coming week. Destiny pairs you up with one of your relatives.
Scorpio
This week could lead to prosperity. Beware of your family who are single-minded. Chances to learn new skills are likely today. Be cautious when travelling by air. Increased involvement with someone is in the stars tomorrow, and also be prepared for good luck tomorrow. Destiny loses a notebook but finds a yellow bag.
Sagittarius
Expect more success when it is the full moon in the near future, but you might as well despise this coming month. Caution is advisable next month when lifting bulky objects during the autumnal equinox today. You may be wild however cool. Anticipate good fortune next weekend.
Capricorn
Capricorns are cool. The coming week could result in a romantic meeting with that person you have been worrying about. Achievement has many aspects. Something mysterious is possible. Ignore bosses who are resigned to it and ambitious. Ignore some people who say "Each person is their own destiny".
Aquarius
Aquarians say "Where there's muck there's brass". Expect good fortune today. You may be clever. Today could bring bad fortune. Beware of your family in the coming month. Take care next century when dealing with teachers.
Pisces
Why not try buying shares in your friends. Don't anticipate a romantic meeting with a member of the same sex this coming week. Take care this month when dealing with politicians. Anticipate good luck tomorrow. Destiny holds a yellow bag.