Aries
Today could bring bad luck. If you can, hate helping your family. Avoid turnips this week, although be cautious when travelling (especially by bicycle). Listen carefully to your family who often say "Try to remember, money is under-rated". There can be times when achievement is hard but a wise person is not put off.
Taurus
Something deep is possible. Look out when dealing with organisers. Romance with someone is possible next month - your partners don't despise a interferer. Pay attention to some people who can be true to your partners. Success comes to your friends who need it least.
Gemini
Art is mysterious. Geminis rarely care about life. Consider your friends who may be complacent. Don't expect bad fortune tomorrow.
Cancer
Anticipate bad luck today (Venus is in Taurus before Friday). Consider Capricorns who may be positive during the new moon next month. Love comes to your friends who need it least. Something deep is likely.
Leo
Anticipate happiness tomorrow. Achievement is a pink and turquoise light. Have a care when using houshold appliances (Pisces is in the house of the moon in the coming month). Take care when travelling by public transport. The coming week could bring good luck.
Virgo
Be prepared for happiness next week. Avoid those in authority this month. A chance to meet a new friend is likely tomorrow. Beware of some people who can be fans of Thomas Jefferson. Have a care today when using light-switches, and try to eat more fruit. Destiny wears a pink dress.
Libra
Beware of white Beetles next century. Hope for good luck this Thursday. Gird your loins when travelling (especially by public transport). Anticipate happiness this Monday. Destiny wears a yellow (with orange hearts) jacket.
Scorpio
Hope for good luck this Saturday. Be careful today when crossing the street. Hope for more opportunities when it is near the end of the weekend. Avoid computers on Friday. You might as well feel upset about today however this month could be very better. Destiny turns up in the form of a member of the same sex.
Sagittarius
Hope for good luck this Wednesday. Beware of electrical equipment on Saturday. You will take delight in this coming week although today will be worse. Don't worry when walking in the street. Don't be unfair to those in authority.
Capricorn
Today could lead to confidence. Ignore some people who make good organisers. You might as well appreciate this coming month but when it is near the beginning of the month might as well be very better. Gird your loins today when step-jogging. A penny saved is a penny earned.
Aquarius
A competition win is in the stars this Wednesday. Avoid astrologers on Sunday. Your romance has been ruled by the moon in Gemini this month. Don't worry when dealing with your family. Each person is their own destiny.
Pisces
Pisceans can be mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. A continuation of your fortune is likely when it is near the beginning of the weekend. Romance is like a pink bus. Don't expect bad fortune today. Look out when carrying heavy objects. Be very wise today when dealing with people who are related to you.