Aries
Today might lead to a slot machine jackpot. Where there's muck there's brass. Beware of those in authority who can be unfriendly although ambitious (Aries is in the house of Mercury before Friday). Don't worry before Thursday when dealing with your family. This month could result in bad luck.
Taurus
Hope for more confidence this Sunday. Beware of green Ford Cortinas on Friday. You might worry about today however this weekend might try to be better. Listen carefully to others who make bad teachers. Life is dark.
Gemini
Today is the time for patience. Look out when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Be prepared for good luck this Thursday. Beware of your family in the coming weekend. You could be thrilled by this coming month and today might as well try to be better. Destiny wears white jeans.
Cancer
Cancerians are fans of Aristotle. Tomorrow could lead to happiness. You are honest. Anticipate good fortune next week. Be very cautious on Friday when using cutlery. Pay attention to your friends who may be wild.
Leo
Leos admire Lewis Carroll. Today is the time for patience. Each person is their own destiny. Romance with an old friend is in the stars this week. Try to be foolish on Monday when travelling by aeroplane. Trust those in authority next week.
Virgo
You seem to believe that "There are times when sex is difficult but a wise person is not put off". Virgos may be honest. Seek green Morris Minors this week. Don't hope for renewed prosperity when it is the conjunction of the moon and Venus on Wednesday (the first this year).
Libra
Today is the time for excitement. Beware of Scorpios who tell you "There can be times when success is hard but a sage person is not resigned to it". Expect opportunities today. Look out for red and brown cars today. Tuesday is the day for caution (Aries is in the house of Venus on Sunday). Destiny is fairly deep.
Scorpio
When it is Monday look out for your friends. Love is deep. Don't worry when dealing with your friends, although try to eat more nuts.
Sagittarius
You might feel upset about today however today could easily try to be okay. Be very careful when travelling (especially by public transport) during the autumnal equinox in the coming month. The times, they are a'changin'. Anticipate a raffle prize today.
Capricorn
This month might lead to renewed opportunities. Take care on Sunday when travelling (especially by bus). Trust some people today, and try to eat more turnips. Caution is advisable when dealing with people who are close to you. Sex is a white mask.
Aquarius
Expect good luck today, but you might feel suicidal about this coming month. Look out today when travelling (especially by air) due to the influence of your family. Be forward-looking. The opportunities to travel are possible.
Pisces
Don't hope for opportunities next month. Be wise. Be very careful in the near future when dealing with people who are talking to you - you don't get a kick out of carrying bulky objects. Look out for houshold appliances today. Next weekend could lead to happiness.