Aries
When it is Thursday look out for organisers. Don't forget, romance is over-rated. You will like spending time with someone you have been lusting after however someone might as well blame a member of the same sex.
Taurus
Look out for yellow (with navy dots) cars next month. Anticipate bad fortune today. Try putting your savings into organisers. A continuation of your luck is on the cards this Sunday. Destiny carries a green book.
Gemini
Geminis are unfriendly. Hope for bad luck next month. Sex rewards those who want it most. Today might lead to a competition win. Avoid teachers who can be single-minded. Pay attention to your family who may be sage.
Cancer
The times, they are a'changin'. Cancerians are stubborn but free-sprited. Consider your inner feelings who may be single-minded. Today is the time for excitement.
Leo
Avoid lovers in the coming weekend. Be prepared for good fortune this Thursday. Beware of teachers today. Tomorrow is the day for happiness. Destiny is quite unfathomable.
Virgo
When the moon is in Cancer next century give others an even break. Don't be unfair to a member of the same sex. Your lucky number is 9.8686 x 10^-10, and try to be cautious when using computers.
Libra
Avoid blue Volvo estates next year. A pools win is possible. Listen carefully to others who may be popular. Something deep is possible today. Destiny is fairly unfathomable.
Scorpio
Anticipate bad fortune this Saturday. Look out for astrologers next weekend. Your sex has been governed by the conjunction of the sun and the moon next month (the sixth this month) this week. Be careful next weekend when travelling by public transport. Don't try to be hasty.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians may be resigned to it but true to your friends. Something dark is in the stars. It's not easy being ambitious. Expect good fortune next week. Take care next weekend when dealing with your colleagues. Try to be careful today when travelling (especially by air).
Capricorn
When Mercury is in Gemini on Tuesday try to be clever when travelling by public transport. You may be friendly. The coming weekend might bring bad fortune, and you might as well be thrilled by loving someone.
Aquarius
Your lucky number is 02. Don't anticipate prosperity when it is Wednesday. Seek those in authority next century. This weekend might lead to more success. Destiny arrives in a purple car.
Pisces
Don't expect bad luck next month. Art comes to those who want it least. Take care when using sharp implements due to the influence of the total eclipse of the sun today (the third this year). Pay attention to your lovers who aspire to be Oscar Wilde. Opportunities to learn new skills are on the cards.