Aries
Be very careful when exercising. Tuesday might bring long-awaited prosperity. Beware of those in authority today. This weekend is the moment for caution. Destiny drives a purple Ford Cortina.
Taurus
Hope for a steamy meeting with a trustworthy Piscean today. Beware of some people who admire Bertrand Russell. Anticipate good luck today. Caution is advisable when using computers. Next month could bring bad fortune, then don't expect a slot machine jackpot this coming month. Destiny wears red shoes.
Gemini
Today might bring a romantic encounter with a dangerous Leo. Hate some people today. Expect good fortune when Jupiter is in Capricorn next month. Try buying shares in astrologers. Tomorrow might result in bad luck, but expect a secret encounter with a sexy Scorpio this Sunday. Destiny is a passenger in a yellow and black car.
Cancer
Chances to meet a new friend are on the cards tomorrow. There can be times when money is easy but a wise person is not resigned to it. Beware of some people who rarely feel sad about romance because Leo is in the house of Mercury today. Have a care when using power tools. Today might bring renewed success.
Leo
When it is near the beginning of the week try to eat more cereals. Don't lie to your inner feelings. You might get a kick out of when Taurus is in the house of the sun on Sunday however today could easily be worse.
Virgo
Hate your family next century. Be prepared for added success today. Caution is advisable next month when travelling by air. Thursday is the moment for happiness. Destiny wears a white top.
Libra
Caution is advisable when travelling (especially by Morris Minor). Expect opportunities tomorrow. Look out on Saturday when travelling (especially by public transport). Saturday is the time for patience. Destiny loses a carnation but finds a pink dress.
Scorpio
Hope for good luck today. Be very wise when dealing with your inner feelings. Hope for a romantic rendezvous with somebody new today. Consider your relatives who are foolish. Your sex has been ruled by the new moon next month lately. Destiny reminds you of that person who has been dreaming about you.
Sagittarius
Chances to travel are likely next weekend. Trust sharp implements this week. Friday could lead to prosperity. Caution is advisable this week when bungee-jumping. Be wise today when using cutlery, although take care when using mining and demolition equipment. Destiny wears a pink suit.
Capricorn
Anticipate a steamy encounter with a person in a blue car today. Trust nuts before Tuesday. Romance with a member of the opposite sex is in the stars. Beware of some people who may be quick-thinking. Seek light-switches today, however be careful when travelling by aeroplane. Destiny appears in the form of a member of the opposite sex.
Aquarius
Money has many aspects. Aquarians are foolish however quick-thinking. Caution is advisable today when dealing with Taureans. Today is the time for caution.
Pisces
When it is the new moon next week try to eat more salad vegetables. Each person is their own destiny. Long-awaited opportunities to learn new skills are possible, and you might as well feel bad about today.