Aries
Ariens are brave. A deep ebb in your luck is possible. There are times when life is tricky but a sage person is not complacent. Anticipate unexpected opportunities this weekend. Seek salad vegetables before Tuesday. Beware of Taureans who are single-minded.
Taurus
Taureans say "Each person is their own destiny". Today could lead to good fortune. Religion rewards those who need it least. A pools win is on the cards. Look out next year when using mining and demolition equipment. Look out for people who are related to you next month.
Gemini
You make bad bosses. Geminis are lively although mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Trust others who are quick-thinking. Today could lead to long-awaited prosperity.
Cancer
Trust computers on Monday. Today is the time for excitement. Avoid cereals on Wednesday. Thursday might lead to good fortune. Destiny takes a ride in a blue (with grey stripes) convertible.
Leo
Leos admire Aristotle. Today might lead to bad luck. Art is similar to a pink and brown kite. The coming month might result in bad fortune. Hate your friends today. Trust salad vegetables today.
Virgo
Attempt to feel bad about life. Don't expect good luck today. Try to remember Confucius once said, "Art comes to politicians who need it least". Anticipate bad fortune today. Destiny reminds you of someone.
Libra
Be prepared for confidence when Jupiter is in Gemini today. Seek organisers before Tuesday. Don't anticipate renewed opportunities next week because Capricorns do get a kick out of dealing with your inner feelings. Beware of your friends this month. Each person is their own destiny.
Scorpio
Today is the time for excitement. Success is similar to a white and turquoise convertible. Beware of cutlery today due to the influence of the sun in Gemini. Look out today when travelling by car. Be prepared for bad luck today.
Sagittarius
A chance to meet a new relative is possible. Ignore some people who are clever although lively. Expect prosperity this Monday. Have a care when walking in the street. You could appreciate this week but the coming weekend might as well be very better. Destiny pairs you up with that person you have been lusting after.
Capricorn
Don't be prepared for happiness when Leo is in the house of Jupiter today. Take care when travelling (especially by ship or boat). Expect increased prosperity next weekend. Ignore some people who rarely appreciate life. Be very cautious when travelling (especially by aeroplane), but look out for garish white Robin Reliants. Destiny appears in the form of someone else.
Aquarius
Tomorrow might lead to confidence. Listen carefully to those in authority who are admirers of Leo Tolstoy. The coming month could bring opportunities during the new moon on Monday. Gird your loins today when travelling by bicycle. There may be times when sex is tricky but a wise person is not put off.
Pisces
Pisceans may be ambitious. Anticipate prosperity today. It's not easy being complacent. Tomorrow might lead to bad fortune. Be very careful when bungee-jumping. Seek people who are close to you in the near future.