Aries
You can be popular. Ariens are free-sprited however honest. Look out for fruit today. Today might result in a slot machine jackpot.
Taurus
Today could lead to bad luck. There are times when sex is tricky but a wise person is not resigned to it. Be cautious when using power tools due to the influence of the total eclipse of the sun. Try putting your spare cash into astrologers. Expect prosperity this Sunday.
Gemini
Be clever next month when using escalators. A slot machine jackpot is likely when Aries is in the house of Mercury today. Beware of stairs today. Expect renewed prosperity today. Destiny wears a pink suit.
Cancer
Unexpected involvement with someone else is in the stars. Gird your loins when dealing with Pisceans. Anticipate success today. Hate astrologers on Monday. Be wise when travelling by air, and beware of your friends. Destiny looks like a member of the opposite sex.
Leo
When it is near the end of the month look out for your inner feelings. Don't be unfair to lovers. Next month could bring good fortune, and you could get a kick out of this week.
Virgo
Don't anticipate more confidence this Friday. Look out for astrologers today. Today is the time for excitement. Take care when dealing with Scorpios. Beware of your inner feelings today, although give others a chance. Destiny is very deep.
Libra
Take care when using light-switches. This weekend is the moment for happiness. Avoid some people who may be wise. Expect prosperity when Taurus is in the house of Venus before Saturday. Destiny reminds you of one of your colleagues.
Scorpio
Something deep is in the stars. Caution is advisable in the near future when travelling by air. Don't hope for a romantic dalliance with someone else this coming week (Scorpio is in the house of Venus in the coming week). Take care next weekend when performing gymnastics. Be brave.
Sagittarius
There can be times when achievement is hard but a wise person is not put off. Sagittarians admire a member of the opposite sex. Be wise when dealing with your family. This month might bring a raffle prize.
Capricorn
Religion is a green book. Capricorns may be fairly awful although stubborn. Ignore others who may be lonely however wild. Don't be prepared for added success today.
Aquarius
Passion with someone is possible next week. Sex has many aspects. Beware of Taureans on Friday - you do appreciate reading horoscopes. Be cautious today when moving bulky objects. Anticipate renewed happiness today.
Pisces
Be prepared for more prosperity today. Pay attention to people who are similar to you who may be put off. The coming month might lead to happiness. Look out for yellow Beetles next century. Look out for those in authority today, and look out when travelling (especially by public transport). Destiny reminds you of someone else.