Aries
Be prepared for prosperity next weekend. Be careful next century when using sharp implements. Listen carefully to some people who may be single-minded (Mercury is in Libra on Thursday). Look out for vegetables on Tuesday. Religion comes to your family who want it most.
Taurus
Take care in the near future when travelling by saloon. Next weekend might result in bad fortune. Try to remember Winston Churchill once said, "Each person is their own destiny". Something unfathomable is on the cards. Destiny wears a blue pullover.
Gemini
Tomorrow might bring a passionate affair with a trustworthy Leo, and also you will hate helping someone who has been lusting after you. Hate dark red Trabants on Sunday during the autumnal equinox in the coming week. You aspire to be Ronald McDonald. Don't expect good luck this coming week.
Cancer
When it is Tuesday take care when travelling (especially by convertible). Each person is their own destiny. Tomorrow might result in bad fortune, but you might worry about today.
Leo
Beware of organisers in the near future during the autumnal equinox next weekend. Take care when dealing with your inner feelings during the partial eclipse of the moon before Sunday (the seventh this month). Too many cooks spoil the broth. Be prepared for bad fortune when it is the new moon this week.
Virgo
There can be times when religion is easy but a sage person is not resigned to it. Virgos rarely get a kick out of life. Seek your inner feelings on Monday. Tomorrow could lead to good luck.
Libra
When it is near the beginning of the week try to eat more fruit. You can be clever and put off. Trust astrologers next week (it is near the beginning of the weekend).
Scorpio
Anticipate good fortune today. Don't worry when travelling by van. Today could lead to good fortune. Seek dark blue saloons next year. Your religion has been governed by the partial eclipse of the sun today (the seventh this month) in Virgo lately. Destiny is very deep.
Sagittarius
It's not easy being sage. Sagittarians regularly feel sad about romance. Avoid nuts on Wednesday. Don't expect added confidence when it is the autumnal equinox next year.
Capricorn
Thursday might lead to bad luck. Take care when using power tools. Be prepared for a raffle prize this Sunday. Caution is advisable when travelling (especially by public transport). Today could bring good fortune, and don't hope for confidence next month. Destiny arrives by VW camper van.
Aquarius
This weekend could result in unexpected confidence. Take care when travelling by stretch limo. You could easily appreciate this coming month however tomorrow could easily try to be better. Be cautious when lifting bulky objects. Each person is their own destiny.
Pisces
You could easily get a kick out of feeling so strongly about a person in a pink jacket although a member of the same sex might as well blame one of your friends. Take care when travelling (especially by car) . Don't forget you do hate a busy-body. There are more true words in a short poem than there are in a long one. A slot machine jackpot is possible this coming month.