Aries
Anticipate a passionate rendezvous with somebody new this Saturday. Success is deep. Take care when using light-switches (it is the new moon this month). Gird your loins today when using sharp implements. Next weekend is the moment for caution.
Taurus
Where there's a will there's a way. Taureans can be admirers of Ronald McDonald. Avoid some people who can be bad bosses. Something deep is possible.
Gemini
Anticipate happiness next month. Each person is their own destiny. Gird your loins when dealing with Ariens during the total eclipse of the sun on Friday (the third this century). Don't worry when travelling by bicycle. Be prepared for bad luck this Wednesday.
Cancer
Anticipate prosperity today. There are more true words in a short poem than there are in a long one. Listen carefully to Leos who are mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes . Bear in mind you do despise a know-it-all. Take care when dealing with others. Be prepared for a pools win this weekend.
Leo
Leos make good teachers. Be prepared for added opportunities tomorrow. Art rewards your family who want it least. Today could lead to happiness. Pay attention to teachers who may be good lovers. Trust people who are talking to you who may be lively.
Virgo
Beware of Aquarians next weekend. The coming weekend could bring bad luck. Be careful in the near future when travelling by car. Expect good luck today. Destiny is a passenger in a bright purple saloon.
Libra
Trust some people who are friendly. Long-awaited involvement with someone else is likely next month. Try to feel happy about being with somebody new. Increased chancea to travel are on the cards this coming week. Destiny drives a green saloon.
Scorpio
Scorpios often hate success. Don't expect a secret encounter with a member of the opposite sex tomorrow. You can be ambitious. Something deep is on the cards. Look out for turnips in the coming month. Look out for cereals today.
Sagittarius
A long-awaited growth of your luck is likely this month. Each person is their own destiny. Pay attention to your relatives who tell you "Each person is their own destiny" . Don't forget Mars is in Cancer today. Caution is advisable when dealing with others. Anticipate more confidence today.
Capricorn
When Cancer is in the house of Venus in the near future don't worry when dealing with those in authority. Love is unfathomable. Your lucky number is 00, and try to eat more greens.
Aquarius
When the sun is in Sagittarius on Monday try to eat more vegetables. You are brave although wild. Next weekend might result in success, and you will feel bad about today.
Pisces
A reversal of your fortune is on the cards. Where there's muck there's brass. Be careful before Saturday when travelling by aeroplane as it is Thursday. Be cautious when using computers. The chance to test your new abilities is on the cards.