Aries
Try investing your savings in your inner feelings. Something unfathomable is on the cards. Gird your loins next month when dealing with your partners. Be prepared for bad fortune today. Destiny is a passenger in a red (with grey dots) Morris Minor.
Taurus
There may be times when sex is tricky but a clever person is not put off. Taureans can be free-sprited. Trust some people who are dynamic. Expect good luck this month.
Gemini
Anticipate confidence this month. There can be times when achievement is hard but a clever person is not complacent. Your lucky number is 7.8683 x 10^74 because it is near the end of the month. Try to be cautious when using cutlery. The coming weekend is the time for happiness.
Cancer
Chances to travel are likely. Don't forget Leo Tolstoy once said, "You tell you "Too many cooks spoil the broth"". Tomorrow could bring a pools win, and you might worry about helping a member of the same sex. Take care on Sunday when using garden tools. There may be times when life is good but a wise person is not put off.
Leo
When it is the vernal equinox on Friday don't worry when dealing with Ariens. Don't be unfair to a member of the opposite sex. Tomorrow could bring confidence, but expect more opportunities this weekend.
Virgo
Virgos may be free-sprited. The chancea to meet a new relative are in the stars this weekend. Bear in mind, success is over-rated. Hope for a passionate rendezvous with someone you have been dreaming about when Aquarius is in the house of Mars today. Ignore some people who are free-sprited. Avoid purple saloons in the coming weekend.
Libra
When Saturn is in Leo on Monday try to eat more roughage. Don't trust your family. Your money has been governed by Mercury lately.
Scorpio
Scorpios usually be perturbed by money. Today might bring good luck. Be honest. Anticipate confidence today. Take care next year when travelling by aeroplane. Hate mining and demolition equipment today.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are lively. Chances to travel are in the stars. There are times when sex is bad but a wise person is not put off. Expect a pools win this month. Have a care when dealing with your inner feelings. Caution is advisable when walking in the road.
Capricorn
Capricorns have the motto "Too many cooks spoil the broth". Forbidden love with someone else is on the cards this Tuesday. There may be times when love is tricky but a wise person is not put off. Expect success next month. See if you can appreciate achievement. Be careful today when travelling by car.
Aquarius
Beware of people who are in debt to you who say "The times, they are a'changin'". Next weekend might result in bad luck. Look out when travelling by car. Today could lead to a romantic rendezvous with someone else. Destiny loses a bag but finds a purple mask.
Pisces
A fight with somebody new is on the cards. Caution is advisable on Monday when dealing with your family. Expect unexpected success this Saturday. Take care when dealing with astrologers. You could easily be thrilled by when it is near the end of the week and today could easily try to be worse. Destiny wears a pink and turquoise dress.