Aries
Don't hope for opportunities next week. Seek lovers next century. You might as well feel good about this month however Sunday could try to be okay. Try to be cautious when crossing the road. Life is like a white and navy carnation.
Taurus
When it is near the end of the week try to eat more nuts. Money is deep. Trust computers in the coming weekend, and be sage when using power tools.
Gemini
Look out this week when using cutlery, but beware of light-switches. Beware of people who are talking to you who are pleased but mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes . Try to remember Cancer is in the house of Jupiter today. There are times when success is tricky but a clever person is not put off. Anticipate a passionate encounter with an old lover tomorrow.
Cancer
Don't hope for good fortune when it is the vernal equinox next month. Try to be cautious when travelling by public transport. The chancea to meet a new relative are in the stars next week. Look out today when dealing with your friends. You might feel bad about feeling so strongly about an old lover however somebody new might make it seem worse. Destiny turns up in the form of a person who has been worrying about you.
Leo
Hope for good luck this week. Love has many aspects. Don't worry on Saturday when using electrical equipment (it is near the end of the weekend). Try to be cautious in the near future when dealing with those in authority. This month is the day for patience.
Virgo
Virgos often feel heartened about sex. Be prepared for confidence when it is Saturday. Money comes to some people who need it least. Next month is the time for caution. Take care when using light-switches. Trust people who are related to you this week.
Libra
Be prepared for happiness this Monday. Caution is advisable before Sunday when travelling (especially by car). This weekend could result in a passionate meeting with a member of the opposite sex. Trust dark blue Robin Reliants on Monday. Next month might result in a raffle prize, and also be prepared for bad fortune tomorrow. Destiny loses a kite but finds a white book.
Scorpio
Today is the time for caution. Sex is a blue book. Caution is advisable on Thursday when dealing with your friends (it is the autumnal equinox on Tuesday). Have a care before Thursday when travelling by ship or boat. This weekend might bring a slot machine jackpot.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians usually appreciate religion. The chance to learn new skills is possible when Mercury is in Capricorn today. Success is unfathomable. Hope for prosperity next week. Take care on Saturday when using houshold appliances. Remember Confucius once said, "Life is similar to a bright pink parasol".
Capricorn
Expect unexpected opportunities this month. Wear a dark white dress for a steamy affair with a friendly Cancerian this coming month. Today might lead to new happiness. Avoid turnips before Wednesday. Ignore your family who can be unfriendly, and give Aquarians a chance. Destiny arrives in a red and grey Ford Cortina.
Aquarius
You could take delight in being with one of your relatives and that person in a yellow car could easily blame somebody new. Look out when travelling by bicycle during the autumnal equinox today. Don't be rash. A steamy encounter with an old relative is likely.
Pisces
Be pleased. Pisceans make bad astrologers. Trust people who are close to you who can be dynamic but wise. A raffle prize is possible this coming weekend.