Aries
A break-up with someone is in the stars this month. Don't worry when dealing with your inner feelings. Hope for renewed confidence when Taurus is in the house of the sun today, and also you could appreciate taking care of a member of the same sex. Seek people who are attracted to you in the near future. Love is like a yellow and black kite.
Taurus
When Sagittarius is in the house of Mercury on Wednesday look out for those in authority. You can be wise although confident. You will be perturbed by spending time with a person in a yellow (with brown hearts) Ford Cortina however someone you have been thinking about will make it seem better.
Gemini
Hope for long-awaited opportunities tomorrow. Avoid organisers next week. Today might result in bad fortune (Jupiter is in Capricorn before Thursday). Seek organisers next month. Money is a blue pullover.
Cancer
Beware of politicians who can be ambitious. Don't be prepared for good fortune when Libra is in the house of Mercury in the coming week. Look out when mountaineering. Sunday could result in opportunities. Destiny pairs you up with someone.
Leo
Expect a pools win this month during the full moon in the near future. Your lucky number is 1.1217 x 10^-44 because Mercury is in Gemini today. Try to remember, life is over-rated. Expect good fortune this Tuesday.
Virgo
Trust your lovers who aspire to be Bertrand Russell. The coming weekend might lead to good luck. Your lucky number is 30. Don't expect confidence today. Destiny brings a blue pullover.
Libra
Hate your family next century, and try to eat more cereals. Try to be careful this week when dealing with others (it is near the beginning of the weekend). Don't trust teachers. Next week is the time for happiness.
Scorpio
When it is the full moon on Sunday be careful when travelling (especially by public transport). You make bad teachers. The coming week could result in added confidence because you have had a good weekend.
Sagittarius
You may be confident but resigned to it. Sagittarians can be stubborn. Take care when parachuting or sky-diving. Be prepared for a secret dalliance with one of your partners this month.
Capricorn
Don't anticipate renewed confidence this coming weekend, and hope for unexpected happiness next week. Try to be cautious on Monday when travelling by aeroplane because you have been having a rough time lately. Don't hate those in authority. Next weekend might lead to happiness.
Aquarius
Saturday could lead to good fortune. Don't forget that person in a pink dress once said, "Be forward-looking". Anticipate renewed happiness this Thursday. Seek pink buses in the coming week. Today could result in good fortune due to the influence of Jupiter. Destiny reminds you of someone else.
Pisces
Beware of your partners before Tuesday. Today is the time for caution. Don't worry when swimming. Anticipate a raffle prize next weekend. Destiny wears a purple (with beige hearts) dress.