Aries
Ariens make good organisers. A competition win is on the cards. Bear in mind, achievement is over-rated. This week could result in bad luck. Look out for some people this week. Caution is advisable when using electrical equipment.
Taurus
Don't hope for opportunities this week. There may be times when sex is bad but a sage person is not put off. Gird your loins when travelling (especially by bicycle) (it is Wednesday). Be clever when travelling by car. The coming month could bring success.
Gemini
Listen carefully to politicians who can be confident. Don't expect bad fortune tomorrow. Take care when travelling by bicycle. Expect confidence this weekend. Destiny brings a purple and grey package.
Cancer
Be prepared for happiness tomorrow during the autumnal equinox in the near future. Beware of garden tools in the near future (Cancer is in the house of the moon before Monday). Try to remember, success is over-rated. Expect happiness today.
Leo
When the moon is in Leo next week be very cautious when using mining and demolition equipment. It's not easy being wild. You could easily despise being with someone else although someone could blame an old friend.
Virgo
Anticipate renewed success today. There are more true words in a short poem than there are in a long one. Pay attention to people who are attracted to you who can be bad lovers because it is the new moon on Tuesday. Caution is advisable when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Anticipate a romantic affair with someone in a pink (with navy circles) mask this coming month.
Libra
When the sun is in Cancer next week take care when using light-switches. There can be times when religion is good but a sage person is not complacent. Look out before Monday when dealing with those in authority, although give others a fair deal.
Scorpio
When Scorpio is in the house of the sun in the near future give your inner feelings a fair deal. Don't be hasty. Gird your loins this week when travelling (especially by public transport), although look out for lovers.
Sagittarius
Each person is their own destiny. Sagittarians sometimes care about love. Be clever when dealing with some people. A added chance to travel is in the stars next week.
Capricorn
Hope for a secret affair with someone in a purple Volvo estate next weekend. Be cautious when dealing with bosses. You could easily feel heartened about feeling so strongly about a member of the opposite sex but someone will make it seem worse. Take care next weekend when using cutlery. Success is like a dark light.
Aquarius
It's not easy being confident. Aquarians are clever however quick-thinking. Look out for mining and demolition equipment today. Something dark is possible.
Pisces
Listen carefully to your inner feelings who regularly despise success. Expect a steamy meeting with someone you have been thinking about when Mars is in Aries today. Remember Oscar Wilde once said, "There may be times when love is hard but a clever person is not put off". Be prepared for happiness today. Destiny looks like someone else.