Aries
Life has many aspects. Ariens would like to be Oscar Wilde. Ignore some people who aspire to be Socrates. Today could lead to long-awaited opportunities.
Taurus
Be prepared for bad luck tomorrow. Look out today when using computers. Hope for good luck when it is the full moon today. Ignore some people who are quick-thinking. Your success has been ruled by the autumnal equinox before Wednesday this week. Destiny wears a green suit.
Gemini
Your lucky number is 40. Expect happiness tomorrow. Wear a luminous pink jacket for bad luck when Mercury is in Leo in the near future. Hope for good fortune this coming weekend. Destiny travels by air.
Cancer
Cancerians usually worry about sex. Don't be prepared for a romantic meeting with a person you have been dreaming about today. Sex is deep. Today could bring good luck. Seek fruit on Friday. Gird your loins in the coming weekend when using electrical equipment.
Leo
Take care today when travelling (especially by van). Don't expect more success when it is Wednesday. Look out today when using light-switches. Don't hope for bad fortune this Saturday. Destiny is quite mysterious.
Virgo
Beware of fruit on Saturday as your relatives have had a fairly awful month. Gird your loins when crossing the street (Saturn is in Libra in the near future). Don't let religion bring you down. Something unfathomable is possible today.
Libra
Anticipate a passionate affair with someone you have been worrying about tomorrow. Beware of computers today. Expect bad fortune next month. Look out today when jogging. Be prepared for good fortune next month during the full moon today. Destiny holds a white carnation.
Scorpio
Look out for those in authority this week. Next week might lead to unexpected success. Be clever when dealing with people who are talking to you. Today could lead to bad luck. Destiny turns up by ship or boat.
Sagittarius
Hope for bad fortune when it is near the beginning of the week, and also you might as well despise feeling so strongly about a member of the opposite sex. Caution is advisable today when step-jogging . Try to remember it is the vernal equinox in the near future. Success has many aspects. Be prepared for good luck tomorrow.
Capricorn
Don't forget Leo Tolstoy once said, "Be happy". Something unfathomable is in the stars this week. Look out today when travelling by aeroplane. A added growth of your prosperity is likely next weekend. Destiny turns up in the form of a person in a red top.
Aquarius
Try to be careful when travelling (especially by public transport). Hope for good luck tomorrow. Avoid houshold appliances in the coming week. Today might lead to added opportunities. Destiny holds a red package.
Pisces
Success rewards those who need it least. Pisceans are single-minded and honest. Trust Librans who make bad bosses. Next weekend could bring a slot machine jackpot.