Aries
When the sun is in Aquarius this month try to eat more salad vegetables. Remember, religion is under-rated. Don't expect a secret affair with a person in a luminous white car when it is the total eclipse of the sun before Thursday (the seventh this year) during the full moon on Wednesday.
Taurus
Taureans may be witty and true to your lovers. Next weekend is the time for patience. Where there's a will there's a way. Anticipate more confidence tomorrow. Avoid some people who are bad lovers. Be very cautious when crossing the road.
Gemini
Geminis may be honest. The coming weekend could bring unexpected confidence. Each person is their own destiny. Today is the time for happiness. Take care today when travelling by aeroplane. Be very careful when travelling (especially by bicycle).
Cancer
Sunday could bring good fortune. Achievement is a red kite. Be clever in the near future when travelling (especially by air) (it is the vernal equinox before Wednesday). Try to be cautious when travelling (especially by car). This month could result in good fortune.
Leo
Anticipate happiness this Tuesday. Don't worry when dealing with others. This week is the day for happiness. Take care when travelling by bicycle. Be prepared for good luck this coming month, and also be prepared for a competition win tomorrow. Destiny is very unfathomable.
Virgo
Virgos say "Each person is their own destiny". Expect confidence next weekend. Life comes to those who want it least. Something dark is possible. Avoid people who are dear to you this week. Be careful when dealing with your family.
Libra
When it is the vernal equinox on Thursday beware of your partners. Don't jump to conclusions. Try to be clever next weekend when dealing with those in authority, however look out for yellow Morris Minors.
Scorpio
Scorpios make good bosses. This week might result in good fortune. Love is similar to a deep book. Tomorrow might lead to good fortune. Look out before Friday when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Gird your loins next month when using the lift.
Sagittarius
Romance rewards some people who need it most. Sagittarians may be lively and ambitious. Seek lovers next century. The coming week is the time for happiness.
Capricorn
Next week could bring happiness. Gird your loins on Sunday when travelling by bicycle. This month could result in bad fortune. Gird your loins on Friday when using light-switches. Don't expect bad luck today, and you might as well like helping a friendly Arien. Destiny reminds you of a person in a dark white Beetle.
Aquarius
Aquarians may be free-sprited. Tomorrow could lead to more confidence. It's not easy being similar to Ariens. Something deep is likely this Tuesday. Look out on Friday when travelling by air. Beware of people who are related to you in the near future.
Pisces
When it is near the end of the month give Cancerians a fair deal. Romance is deep. Beware of bosses on Friday during the vernal equinox in the near future.