Aries
Look out for light-switches on Tuesday. This month is the time for patience. Have a care when dealing with your family. The coming weekend is the time for excitement. Destiny wears a red hat.
Taurus
Taureans seem to believe that "It's not easy being unfair". Anticipate bad fortune when the moon is in Leo on Thursday. There can be times when love is hard but a wise person is not complacent. Hope for confidence this coming month. Have a care when dealing with those in authority. Listen carefully to those in authority who regularly get a kick out of love.
Gemini
Be careful next month when dealing with Leos. Be prepared for added confidence this weekend. Look out today when dealing with people who are attracted to you. A change in your luck is in the stars this coming month. Destiny drives a red car.
Cancer
Today might result in a competition win. Religion is a green pen. Gird your loins when using garden tools because Leo is in the house of Saturn in the near future. Caution is advisable when using sharp implements. Be prepared for opportunities when it is near the beginning of the month.
Leo
Today could bring opportunities. Beware of people who are attracted to you on Friday. Something unfathomable is in the stars tomorrow. Seek your family on Thursday. A new chance to travel is possible today during the autumnal equinox in the coming month. Destiny loses a mask but finds a red (with brown circles) kite.
Virgo
Virgos would like to be Thomas Jefferson. Hope for good fortune this weekend. There may be times when achievement is hard but a foolish person is not complacent. This weekend could bring a steamy rendezvous with someone else. Have a care when dealing with your colleagues. Consider people who are attracted to you who can be lively.
Libra
Try to be careful when using mining and demolition equipment. A pools win is in the stars today. Hate friends next weekend. Hope for good luck this weekend. Destiny wears a purple scarf.
Scorpio
Each person is their own destiny. Scorpios rarely feel miserable about sex. Gird your loins next century when dealing with some people. Be prepared for bad luck this weekend.
Sagittarius
Hope for good luck this week. Try to be careful next month when dealing with Taureans. The coming week could lead to happiness. Don't worry on Thursday when rock-climbing. You could easily feel sad about today however this month might be very better. Destiny appears in the form of somebody new.
Capricorn
Hope for long-awaited confidence today. Avoid bosses on Sunday. Don't hope for a secret dalliance with an old friend this weekend, and also don't expect good fortune next weekend. Wear a green scarf for added confidence next month. It's not easy being lively.
Aquarius
The coming month is the time for happiness. Look out for some people on Tuesday. Next week might lead to a steamy meeting with somebody new. Consider those in authority who may be like Sagittarians. Today might lead to bad luck, and be prepared for a slot machine jackpot when it is Thursday. Destiny is really mysterious.
Pisces
Caution is advisable before Tuesday when dealing with Taureans - it is near the beginning of the month. Caution is advisable when dealing with politicians during the total eclipse of the sun next weekend (the seventh this month). Don't forget, life is under-rated. This month could lead to a romantic dalliance with someone.