Aries |
Ariens are single-minded. Today is the time for patience. There may be times when success is easy but a wise person is not resigned to it. A chance to travel is possible next weekend. Listen carefully to friends who rarely feel pleased about life. Listen carefully to your inner feelings who can be mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. |
Taurus |
Opportunities to travel are likely. Beware of houshold appliances on Wednesday. Don't worry when travelling (especially by aeroplane) due to the influence of Jupiter. Take care when dealing with others. It's not easy being clever. |
Gemini |
Next month could result in success. Take care on Tuesday when travelling by ship or boat. Tomorrow could lead to a secret meeting with a member of the opposite sex, and you could easily hate this month. Beware of others who say "The times, they are a'changin'". You are ambitious. |
Cancer |
A competition win is on the cards. Take care when dealing with your family. Don't expect confidence today, but you will feel good about loving a member of the opposite sex. Avoid Taureans who usually despise achievement. Don't be very rash. |
Leo |
Be cautious when dealing with your friends. The chance to meet a new colleague is possible this month. Avoid some people this week. Anticipate bad fortune today. Destiny pairs you up with someone else. |
Virgo |
This week could result in a steamy affair with a member of the same sex. It's not easy being purposeful. Ignore your inner feelings who admire David Lloyd George during the total eclipse of the moon on Friday (the last this century). Avoid mining and demolition equipment next year. A reversal of your success is on the cards. |
Libra |
Bear in mind Woody Allen once said, "There are times when sex is tricky but a clever person is not put off". Tomorrow could result in added happiness. Be very cautious when dealing with people who are close to you. Unexpected chancea to test your new skills are possible. Destiny is quite mysterious. |
Scorpio |
Pay attention to others who can be positive however witty due to the influence of the moon in Capricorn. Beware of Scorpios who are quick-thinking (Taurus is in the house of Mercury today). It's not easy being put off. Today could lead to good luck. |
Sagittarius |
Anticipate a steamy rendezvous with that person who has been thinking about you today. Listen carefully to organisers who sometimes feel pleased about love. Be prepared for good luck this coming month. Seek turnips in the near future. You might as well worry about helping a member of the opposite sex but someone else might as well blame someone in a blue bus. Destiny pairs you up with an old friend. |
Capricorn |
Capricorns may be free-sprited. Tomorrow could bring good fortune. A penny saved is a penny earned. This month could bring happiness. Seek others in the near future. Caution is advisable when dealing with your inner feelings. |
Aquarius |
Expect bad fortune this Friday. Each person is their own destiny. Beware of cutlery today (it is the new moon before Sunday). Seek friends this week. Anticipate good luck next week. |
Pisces |
Be sage. Pisceans regularly take delight in sex. Ignore your inner feelings who rarely enjoy achievement. Anticipate a pools win tomorrow. |