Aries
Wear a bright blue top for happiness next week. This weekend is the time for happiness. Hate your friends on Monday. Tomorrow could bring a raffle prize. Destiny pairs you up with someone else.
Taurus
This month could bring a raffle prize. Avoid those in authority who may be ambitious. The coming weekend could lead to more success. Look out for friends on Wednesday. Your love has been governed by the total eclipse of the sun this month. Destiny is fairly unfathomable.
Gemini
You are honest but stubborn. Geminis admire George Bernard Shaw. Consider some people who may be clever however cool. Passion with a person you have been dreaming about is likely today.
Cancer
Hope for bad luck next weekend. Money is unfathomable. Trust bosses today due to the influence of the autumnal equinox this weekend in Taurus. Seek organisers this weekend. Tomorrow might lead to a secret meeting with someone you have been lusting after.
Leo
A long-awaited growth of your fortune is possible this Wednesday. Beware of friends on Sunday. Anticipate good luck this coming weekend. Seek your friends today. You could get a kick out of tomorrow but today might as well be worse. Destiny arrives in the form of a dangerous Cancerian.
Virgo
Increased opportunities to attain new abilities are likely today. Don't worry when dealing with your friends. Your life has been ruled by the autumnal equinox before Friday lately. Look out in the coming month when dealing with those in authority. Try to remember, religion is over-rated.
Libra
Trust blue (with beige circles) vans on Thursday. A change in your luck is on the cards. Listen carefully to your family who are witty. Don't anticipate bad luck today. Destiny drives a blue VW camper van.
Scorpio
Chances to test your new skills are on the cards. Religion rewards those who want it most. Be careful today when using sharp implements during the vernal equinox today. Your lucky number is 2. A steamy rendezvous with a person in a white and grey Volvo estate is possible today.
Sagittarius
Today is the time for excitement. Trust lovers who tell you "Life has many aspects". Hope for bad luck today, and also anticipate a passionate rendezvous with an old relative tomorrow. Avoid your friends next weekend. Each person is their own destiny.
Capricorn
Something unfathomable is on the cards. Look out in the near future when dealing with your partners. Don't anticipate bad fortune today. Be careful when using garden tools. You might feel relieved about taking care of that person in a bright purple mask however somebody new could help. Destiny pairs you up with someone else.
Aquarius
Be prepared for new prosperity next week. Be careful in the coming weekend when bungee-jumping. Something dark is in the stars. Consider those in authority who are fans of Socrates. A raffle prize is likely when it is near the end of the week (it is near the end of the weekend). Destiny travels by van.
Pisces
Today could result in a pools win. Gird your loins on Friday when travelling by ship or boat. Today is the moment for excitement during the full moon today. Wear a purple jacket for confidence this weekend. There can be times when sex is hard but a wise person is not resigned to it.