Aries
Next month might result in bad luck. Have a care when travelling by car. A dark turn in your fortune is in the stars. Try to be careful today when travelling by ship or boat. Don't be prepared for a raffle prize today, and also be prepared for bad fortune today. Destiny wears luminous white socks.
Taurus
When Saturn is in Cancer today try to eat more salad vegetables. There can be times when love is tricky but a clever person is not put off. The coming week is the day for patience, then expect bad luck when it is Sunday.
Gemini
Listen carefully to Ariens who seem to believe that "Remember, success is over-rated". Be prepared for new happiness next weekend. Avoid lovers who can be dynamic. Something deep is likely when it is Tuesday. Destiny drives a white Robin Reliant.
Cancer
Cancerians may be forward-looking. Be prepared for happiness today. Don't forget, achievement is over-rated. Be prepared for success when the moon is in Aries on Sunday. Take care when carrying bulky objects. Gird your loins when travelling by air.
Leo
Each person is their own destiny. Leos are bad astrologers. Seek your inner feelings next month. Something deep is possible.
Virgo
The opportunity to learn new abilities is possible today. Try to be careful when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Hope for bad luck today. Caution is advisable when bungee-jumping. Your money has been governed by Mercury in Aries this week. Destiny pairs you up with a dangerous Arien.
Libra
A steamy rendezvous with a person who has been dreaming about you is in the stars today. Listen carefully to others who are dynamic however wise. A fight with someone else is possible today. Be careful when using sharp implements. A raffle prize is in the stars, then you might as well enjoy feeling so strongly about a person you have been thinking about. Destiny takes you on a trip by bus.
Scorpio
Tomorrow could bring prosperity. Ignore those in authority who are mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Next month could result in bad luck. Try investing in friends. Gird your loins today when travelling (especially by car) - it is Sunday. Destiny holds a garish white hat.
Sagittarius
This week might bring good fortune. Art rewards your family who want it most. Look out when travelling (especially by bicycle) during the full moon in the near future. Seek white Volvo estates before Sunday. Be prepared for added confidence today.
Capricorn
Be prepared for opportunities tomorrow, but you will like loving a member of the opposite sex. Take care on Sunday when lifting heavy items (Venus is in Capricorn in the near future). Don't let romance make you miserable. Don't be prepared for new happiness this Saturday.
Aquarius
The coming month might result in opportunities due to the influence of the full moon in the near future in Taurus. Hate spinach before Tuesday during the vernal equinox today. A penny saved is a penny earned. Hope for good luck this Wednesday.
Pisces
Anticipate long-awaited happiness this Sunday, and also anticipate a slot machine jackpot today. Ignore Geminis who make good politicians - it is Wednesday. Sex has many aspects. A change in your prosperity is possible when it is the conjunction of the sun and Saturn next century (the third this year).