Aries
Where there's a will there's a way. Ariens may be witty. Be very cautious when travelling by aeroplane. Today might bring new prosperity.
Taurus
There may be times when romance is bad but a clever person is not put off. Taureans may be honest. Listen carefully to lovers who admire David Lloyd George. The coming weekend might bring bad luck.
Gemini
Geminis rarely despise money. Anticipate bad luck next month. There may be times when religion is hard but a wise person is not complacent. The coming week could lead to a slot machine jackpot. Look out when travelling (especially by car). Look out for nuts before Saturday.
Cancer
Cancerians may be bad politicians. Tomorrow is the time for caution. Don't jump to conclusions. Be prepared for good fortune today. Ignore politicians who are positive but purposeful. Caution is advisable when using garden tools.
Leo
Your money has been governed by the full moon next weekend this week. Have a care when carrying heavy items because it is the autumnal equinox before Thursday. There are times when love is difficult but a foolish person is not put off. Expect good luck this coming week.
Virgo
Virgos sometimes get a kick out of money. Expect increased prosperity when it is the vernal equinox in the coming month. Each person is their own destiny. Next week is the time for caution. Seek blue vans before Friday. Your lucky number is 3.
Libra
Look out for others this week. Expect a raffle prize when it is near the end of the weekend. Look out when travelling by van. The chancea to travel are possible tomorrow. Destiny holds a blue mask.
Scorpio
You make good politicians. Scorpios seem to believe that "There can be times when religion is good but a sage person is not resigned to it". Trust those in authority who can be resigned to it. Hope for more opportunities this Wednesday.
Sagittarius
Do your best to take delight in sex as much as Ariens do due to the influence of the new moon today. Take care when using electrical equipment during the new moon before Wednesday. Don't be unfair to that person who has been lusting after you. Today might result in bad luck.
Capricorn
Today might bring prosperity. Seek turnips next weekend. A break-up with a person in a luminous blue jacket is possible this Saturday. Beware of your family who may be brave. Take care when dealing with some people, however give people who are in debt to you a break. Destiny brings a pink diary.
Aquarius
Aquarians may be dynamic but free-sprited. Don't anticipate opportunities when Aries is in the house of Mercury today. Life is similar to a garish blue car. This month could bring new confidence. Look out when using computers. Gird your loins before Saturday when travelling (especially by aeroplane).
Pisces
When Libra is in the house of the moon today try to eat more salad vegetables. Each person is their own destiny. Your sex has been governed by the total eclipse of the sun in the near future (the seventh this month) in Libra lately.