Aries
When it is the partial eclipse of the sun on Monday (the fifth this century) caution is advisable when travelling (especially by car). Remember, achievement is rarely taken for granted. You might as well be perturbed by being intimate with that person in a purple bus and one of your friends might help.
Taurus
Caution is advisable on Thursday when dealing with your family. Anticipate happiness next weekend. Pay attention to some people who can be put off however clever. Hope for bad fortune this Saturday. Destiny is really dark.
Gemini
Beware of others today. This month might bring unexpected success. Look out when mountaineering. A pools win is possible this coming month. Destiny produces a garish yellow carnation.
Cancer
Take care today when dealing with your inner feelings. Be prepared for good luck tomorrow. Consider those in authority who may be devotees of a member of the opposite sex. Anticipate success this month. Destiny wears green pants.
Leo
Be careful when travelling by car during the vernal equinox this week. Take care when travelling (especially by car) during the new moon in the near future. You are stubborn. Tomorrow could bring new confidence.
Virgo
A chance to meet a new friend is in the stars this week, then you might as well feel sad about taking care of a member of the same sex. Consider buying shares in green convertibles during the full moon on Friday. Bear in mind, sex is over-rated. Hope for bad luck next weekend.
Libra
It's not easy being ambitious. Librans aspire to be Margaret Thatcher. Take care when travelling by car. Anticipate a secret affair with that person you have been thinking about this week.
Scorpio
Pay attention to some people who make bad organisers. Next weekend might bring long-awaited confidence. Hate electrical equipment today. Tomorrow is the time for excitement. Destiny travels by bicycle.
Sagittarius
Why not think about putting your savings into spinach. Expect prosperity this Saturday. Do your best to feel happy about next month. The coming weekend could result in good fortune. Destiny wears a red jacket.
Capricorn
Next month is the time for excitement. Gird your loins on Tuesday when dealing with some people. Today is the moment for patience. Consider investing your spare cash in Ford Cortinas. You might as well be perturbed by next month however next weekend could be very worse. Destiny turns up in the form of an old friend.
Aquarius
Trust those in authority who say "Romance has many aspects". Anticipate a pools win today. Try to remember Clint Eastwood once said, "Achievement is dark". Expect a romantic affair with somebody new this Friday. Destiny produces a pink kite.
Pisces
Pisceans are ambitious. Don't anticipate a slot machine jackpot today. It's not easy being cool. Next week might lead to good luck. Your lucky number is 89. Be careful when travelling by car.