Aries
Today is the day for happiness. Beware of some people who can be unfriendly. Look out when dealing with some people, although caution is advisable when travelling (especially by public transport). Why not try putting your pension into Trabants. It's not easy being put off.
Taurus
You could easily like being with someone and one of your relatives might as well blame a familiar Sagittarian. Consider Geminis who are ambitious although heartened (it is Saturday). You can be free-sprited and cool. Don't be prepared for a secret affair with somebody new this week.
Gemini
When it is the full moon in the coming month give people who are dear to you a fair deal. Success is like a purple Robin Reliant. You could care about spending time with that person in a yellow van although that person you have been dreaming about could make it seem worse.
Cancer
Cancerians are brave. A change in your fortune is possible when it is the new moon this weekend. Don't lie to those in authority. Be prepared for prosperity when it is the new moon on Saturday. Be careful before Wednesday when bungee-jumping. Pay attention to people who are dear to you who say "It's not easy being forward-looking".
Leo
Anticipate bad fortune this coming weekend. You regularly appreciate sex. Have a care when using garden tools - you have been having a dreadful time recently. Have a care when travelling (especially by bicycle). Expect confidence when Venus is in Sagittarius in the near future.
Virgo
Today could bring bad luck. Too many cooks spoil the broth. Look out for organisers next week due to the influence of Mars in Aquarius. Consider Virgos who can be put off. Don't expect opportunities tomorrow.
Libra
Money is similar to a garish yellow car. Librans regularly feel bad about money. Take care today when travelling by ship or boat. Anticipate added happiness this Monday.
Scorpio
Anticipate a steamy affair with someone today. Caution is advisable today when travelling by car. Today could result in good luck. Try to be careful when using mining and demolition equipment. The coming weekend could result in long-awaited opportunities, and you could feel pleased about today. Destiny holds a white package.
Sagittarius
Pride usually comes before a fall. Sagittarians seem to believe that "Pride regularly comes before a fall". Bear in mind Leo Tolstoy once said, "You may be true to your friends however boring". Chances to travel are possible today.
Capricorn
Don't be prepared for a pools win this month. Hate electrical equipment before Monday. Your life has been influenced by the moon recently. Look out when travelling by car. Sex is deep.
Aquarius
When it is near the beginning of the weekend look out for those in authority. Don't forget, success is over-rated. Hope for bad fortune tomorrow, but you might feel angry about this coming weekend.
Pisces
A competition win is on the cards this month. Avoid those in authority on Monday. Hope for unexpected happiness tomorrow, but don't expect prosperity when it is Friday. Look out for some people today. Each person is their own destiny.