Aries |
Ariens can be brave although complacent. Don't anticipate success next weekend. Art is dark. Anticipate a competition win today. Look out next month when using electrical equipment. Caution is advisable when using escalators. |
Taurus |
Don't expect a secret affair with someone else this Saturday. It's not easy being cool. Beware of vegetables on Wednesday . Remember your inner feelings do hate a gossip. Beware of politicians who admire Sir Francis Bacon. Something mysterious is possible today. |
Gemini |
When Venus is in Cancer next century beware of yellow Ford Cortinas. Life has many aspects. A slot machine jackpot is likely - you don't despise a nag. |
Cancer |
When the moon is in Pisces before Friday try to eat more salad vegetables. It's not easy being true to your friends. More involvement with a person in a yellow dress is in the stars, and also you might as well get a kick out of loving one of your relatives. |
Leo |
When it is the new moon today look out for light-switches. Where there's muck there's brass. Gird your loins this weekend when dealing with those in authority, and try to eat more roughage. |
Virgo |
Look out for politicians next month. Expect good fortune today. Don't forget Mae West once said, "Success is a pink pen". A change in your luck is on the cards. Destiny holds a green parasol. |
Libra |
Don't worry today when dealing with astrologers. Be prepared for prosperity when Saturn is in Pisces this weekend. Gird your loins next weekend when travelling by car. The coming weekend could result in confidence. Destiny wears yellow shoes. |
Scorpio |
Expect good luck today. Bear in mind Carl Sagan once said, "Art is mysterious". A fight with an old relative is on the cards this coming month. Look out in the near future when using sharp implements. Expect bad fortune today, and you will be thrilled by this month. Destiny drives a green and grey car. |
Sagittarius |
When it is Sunday think carefully when travelling by Ford Cortina. Each person is their own destiny. You will appreciate being intimate with somebody new but someone could easily help. |
Capricorn |
Expect good luck next week. Be forward-looking. Look out when using Leos (it is near the end of the weekend). Pay attention to your partners who admire George Bernard Shaw. Today is the day for happiness. |
Aquarius |
Aquarians can be resigned to it and honest. Be prepared for good fortune this Saturday. You make bad organisers. Today could lead to good fortune. If you can, enjoy romance as often as Scorpios do. Avoid bosses who can be unfair and resigned to it. |
Pisces |
Today might result in a passionate meeting with a friendly Leo. Look out when travelling (especially by air). Today could lead to a pools win. Avoid people who are talking to you today. Be prepared for confidence next month, then you could easily feel good about spending time with that person who has been worrying about you. Destiny produces a blue bag. |