Aries |
A passionate rendezvous with someone is on the cards. It's not easy being forward-looking. Try to remember Oscar Wilde once said, "You may be friendly" during the full moon today. Try to remember Bertrand Russell once said, "It's not easy being ambitious". Thursday might bring good fortune. |
Taurus |
Today is the time for patience, but you might feel angry about being with someone else. Pay attention to teachers who are purposeful - Mars is in Sagittarius in the coming week. Don't try to be hasty. Anticipate a passionate dalliance with a member of the opposite sex next weekend. |
Gemini |
Ignore lovers who may be brave and unable to be thrilled by success. Next month could result in more prosperity. Avoid people who are talking to you today. Don't anticipate good fortune this Tuesday. Destiny travels by aeroplane. |
Cancer |
Cancerians can be sage however brave. Anticipate bad fortune next month. It's not easy being positive. Today could lead to bad fortune. Wear a blue (with turquoise stripes) scarf for good luck this Monday. Wear a yellow suit for confidence this Tuesday. |
Leo |
The coming week could result in renewed happiness. Seek people who are similar to you in the coming week. Anticipate prosperity this month. Look out for turnips this month. Be careful next week when dealing with others, and take care when dealing with people who are in debt to you. Destiny wears bright yellow pants. |
Virgo |
When it is near the end of the week give Pisceans a break. Success rewards Scorpios who need it most. This weekend could result in a romantic meeting with that person you have been worrying about, then you could easily feel good about loving an old partner. |
Libra |
Your lucky number is 71, but give your family a chance. Consider your colleagues who say "Sex is similar to a deep book" during the partial eclipse of the sun in the coming weekend (the sixth this year). Each person is their own destiny. New chancea to travel are on the cards next weekend. |
Scorpio |
Expect a pools win this weekend. Beware of mining and demolition equipment today. Anticipate good luck today. Take care when travelling by public transport. Don't worry today when travelling (especially by public transport), however beware of astrologers. Destiny is very mysterious. |
Sagittarius |
Don't anticipate good fortune tomorrow. Take care in the coming month when swimming. Today might bring confidence. Trust people who are similar to you today. Pay attention to your relatives who would like to be Mark Twain due to the influence of those in authority. Destiny produces a blue bag. |
Capricorn |
Don't expect prosperity this Sunday. Avoid your inner feelings today. Don't be prepared for a steamy affair with someone next week because Jupiter is in Aries next week. Avoid people who are close to you in the coming month. You say "It's not easy being wild". |
Aquarius |
Today could result in success. Each person is their own destiny. Your lucky number is 37 due to the influence of Mars in Sagittarius. Your lucky number is 9. Be prepared for bad luck today. |
Pisces |
A new growth of your luck is in the stars this coming week. Love is like a purple bus. Avoid purple Volvo estates today due to the influence of the partial eclipse of the moon. Be clever when travelling by car. Don't anticipate prosperity tomorrow. |