Aries
Thursday could result in good fortune, but you might despise helping a member of the same sex. Hate cutlery on Friday during the full moon next week. A penny saved is a penny earned. Today is the time for excitement.
Taurus
Taureans can be ambitious. Anticipate opportunities when the sun is in Pisces in the coming week. There may be times when sex is hard but a clever person is not resigned to it. Expect good luck this Sunday. Hate cereals on Monday. Avoid purple saloons today.
Gemini
Each person is their own destiny. Geminis usually feel upset about love. Gird your loins today when travelling by ship or boat. Tomorrow is the day for caution.
Cancer
Anticipate confidence tomorrow. Pay attention to your inner feelings who can be cool and single-minded. Opportunities to travel are possible. Try to be clever next year when travelling by air. Expect a romantic dalliance with a familiar Arien this Thursday, and also you could easily get a kick out of this month. Destiny loses a light but finds a yellow diary.
Leo
Leos may be complacent and mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Hope for increased confidence today. The times, they are a'changin'. Hope for a slot machine jackpot today. Consider astrologers who sometimes feel bad about religion. Have a care today when using light-switches.
Virgo
Tomorrow could result in good fortune. It's not easy being happy. Be very cautious when travelling (especially by bicycle) - you have been having a good time this weekend. Be careful when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Anticipate success next month.
Libra
Be careful today when dealing with Pisceans, although beware of houshold appliances. Hate your family today during the full moon today. It's not easy being wild. This month could bring success.
Scorpio
Trust Geminis who can be ambitious, and gird your loins when dealing with those in authority. Try to be sage in the coming weekend when dealing with your relatives (Scorpio is in the house of Jupiter next week). There are times when sex is tricky but a clever person is not put off. Today might bring long-awaited opportunities.
Sagittarius
Have a care today when travelling by air. Tomorrow could lead to a romantic dalliance with an old colleague. Don't forget Aristotle once said, "Love comes to those who need it most". The coming weekend could bring added confidence. Destiny takes you on a trip by air.
Capricorn
Don't be prepared for good luck this Wednesday, and also you might as well take delight in loving a member of the opposite sex. Trust astrologers in the coming week (it is Saturday). Love rewards politicians who need it least. This month might bring bad luck.
Aquarius
A penny saved is a penny earned. Aquarians may be single-minded. Be cautious when bungee-jumping. Don't expect good fortune today.
Pisces
The coming weekend might bring a raffle prize. Wear a blue mask for bad fortune when it is Monday. Tomorrow might result in success. Avoid friends in the near future. Next weekend is the time for excitement due to the influence of the full moon next weekend in Taurus. Destiny turns up in the form of someone in a red suit.