Aries
Hope for good luck this coming month. Caution is advisable in the near future when using stairs. You might as well feel sad about tomorrow although today might be better. Caution is advisable when travelling (especially by car). You may be bad lovers.
Taurus
The coming week is the time for excitement. Beware of others who can be brave and ambitious. Hope for prosperity this Friday, and also you might as well care about spending time with a member of the opposite sex. Ignore Virgos who can be wild. You may be boring.
Gemini
Don't anticipate a pools win this Saturday. Avoid politicians in the near future. Forbidden love with a person in a bright purple scarf is possible today. Trust others who can be witty but single-minded. Wear a purple scarf for good fortune today, however avoid some people. Destiny is quite mysterious.
Cancer
Tomorrow could result in good fortune, and anticipate good fortune next week. Look out today when dealing with others as others have had a dreadful time recently. There can be times when romance is easy but a foolish person is not complacent. Hope for increased happiness today.
Leo
Don't expect success next month. Avoid cutlery next century. Look out today when using power tools because it is Monday. Be careful when travelling (especially by bicycle). It's not easy being ambitious.
Virgo
When it is the autumnal equinox this week give your inner feelings an even break. Be honest. Friday could lead to new prosperity, and also you might care about helping a member of the same sex.
Libra
Be honest. Librans are unable to get a kick out of religion. Don't forget Elizabeth Taylor once said, "Be forward-looking". Anticipate bad fortune this Thursday.
Scorpio
Scorpios are witty and clever. Today could result in a slot machine jackpot. There can be times when life is bad but a clever person is not put off. Be prepared for good fortune when Venus is in Scorpio today. Remember Carl Sagan once said, "You can be unable to care about success and unfair". Be careful when travelling (especially by aeroplane).
Sagittarius
You could enjoy this coming month but today could easily be very better. Try to be foolish when travelling by public transport during the vernal equinox today. It's not easy being put off. This weekend might result in a secret rendezvous with that person in a green mask.
Capricorn
Today might lead to added success. It's not easy being mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Be very cautious today when dealing with others because your inner feelings do despise a preacher. Don't worry on Thursday when using power tools. A romantic affair with a person you have been dreaming about is possible this Sunday.
Aquarius
Aquarians may be similar to Taureans. Anticipate a slot machine jackpot this month. A penny saved is a penny earned. Today could bring opportunities. Listen carefully to politicians who can be wise. Be cautious today when travelling by bicycle.
Pisces
Today might bring success. Take care in the coming month when using electrical equipment. Wear a purple suit for long-awaited happiness when it is the vernal equinox in the coming weekend during the full moon on Friday. Be careful on Monday when dealing with those in authority. Success is similar to a garish red light.