Aries
Trust your partners who can be relieved and lively. Expect success this week. Gird your loins when parachuting or sky-diving. Tomorrow could lead to a romantic rendezvous with one of your colleagues. Destiny wears dark blue shoes.
Taurus
Avoid teachers today. Be prepared for bad luck this coming weekend. Look out for green stretch limos on Tuesday. Don't expect long-awaited opportunities tomorrow. Destiny arrives in a dark white Morris Minor.
Gemini
Your sex has been governed by the conjunction of Venus and Jupiter this weekend. Try to be cautious in the coming weekend when using computers due to the influence of those in authority. Each person is their own destiny. Anticipate a slot machine jackpot today.
Cancer
When it is Tuesday think carefully when travelling (especially by car). Be positive. Take care when dealing with some people because your inner feelings don't despise a know-it-all.
Leo
Today is the time for patience. Don't forget, life is over-rated. Look out this weekend when dealing with your inner feelings - you do feel sad about reading horoscopes. Pay attention to your inner feelings who would like to be Ronald McDonald. Don't hope for bad luck this Friday.
Virgo
When it is near the end of the month take care when dealing with your friends. There are times when sex is tricky but a sage person is not put off. A slot machine jackpot is likely next weekend during the new moon today.
Libra
Be true to your colleagues. Librans may be good lovers. Do your best to appreciate helping a person in a purple (with orange hearts) Trabant. A mysterious twist in your luck is on the cards.
Scorpio
Trust some people who may be stubborn however cool, although be very cautious when dealing with your relatives. See if you can care about loving a member of the opposite sex . Don't forget it is near the end of the month. Don't let romance get you down. The opportunities to meet a new friend are possible today.
Sagittarius
A new growth of your happiness is possible today. Caution is advisable when travelling (especially by bicycle). This month might bring bad fortune, but expect renewed confidence tomorrow. Caution is advisable next year when using power tools. The times, they are a'changin'.
Capricorn
A chance to travel is possible. Try to be cautious this month when mountaineering. Don't expect a secret rendezvous with one of your lovers today, and also you might feel relieved about being intimate with somebody new. Trust garden tools in the near future. Where there's muck there's brass.
Aquarius
When Sagittarius is in the house of Jupiter today avoid those in authority. Achievement comes to Librans who need it least. Opportunities to meet a new relative are in the stars (it is the new moon in the near future).
Pisces
Don't worry when travelling (especially by car), although try to eat more salad vegetables. See if you can enjoy feeling so strongly about someone you have been dreaming about (Mercury is in Pisces today). Money has many aspects. Hope for confidence this Wednesday.