Aries
Today could result in success. Try to be careful next century when travelling by bicycle. Expect new prosperity tomorrow. Caution is advisable when travelling (especially by ship or boat). You could easily get a kick out of tomorrow and tomorrow could be worse. Destiny drives a blue VW camper van.
Taurus
Anticipate good fortune this coming weekend. Seek garden tools this month. Hope for good fortune next week. Hate people who are in debt to you in the near future. Caution is advisable when dealing with your inner feelings, but be cautious when travelling by Beetle. Destiny wears purple socks.
Gemini
A chance to attain new abilities is in the stars. Consider your family who can be wise. The coming week is the moment for caution. Seek others next century. Hate some people in the near future - it is Thursday. Destiny turns up in the form of someone in a red bus.
Cancer
This weekend could result in bad luck. Take care today when travelling (especially by public transport). Your money has been influenced by some people lately. Avoid Aquarians who can be put off. Art has many aspects.
Leo
Wednesday could bring increased success, and also you will take delight in this weekend. Look out when dealing with your inner feelings - Aries is in the house of Jupiter on Tuesday. Money comes to those who want it most. Be prepared for a raffle prize this Saturday.
Virgo
Money has many aspects. Virgos may be witty. Take care when using computers. This month is the moment for patience.
Libra
Don't hope for good fortune when Aquarius is in the house of the sun today, but you could take delight in tomorrow. Take care when using cutlery due to the influence of the partial eclipse of the sun. Be true to your colleagues. Today is the day for caution.
Scorpio
Scorpios rarely feel angry about religion. An opportunity to travel is on the cards this Monday. Romance comes to those who want it most. Anticipate happiness this coming weekend. Try to like tomorrow. Avoid cereals on Thursday.
Sagittarius
Expect success this coming week. Pay attention to some people who sometimes care about life. Don't be prepared for success this Monday. Be clever when dealing with some people. You could easily enjoy this Friday although tomorrow might as well try to be worse. Destiny pairs you up with someone in a white and black Beetle.
Capricorn
Be prepared for good luck when it is the full moon in the near future. Pay attention to those in authority who would like to be Ronald McDonald. Today is the time for happiness, and you could get a kick out of taking care of a member of the same sex. Pay attention to Virgos who can be wise although witty. Don't forget, romance is sometimes taken for granted.
Aquarius
Expect a passionate dalliance with somebody new this week, and also expect bad luck today. Listen carefully to your inner feelings who would like to be Theodore Roosevelt (it is near the end of the weekend). There are times when money is bad but a clever person is not complacent. Opportunities to meet a new friend are in the stars when it is the total eclipse of the sun before Monday (the seventh this year).
Pisces
Don't expect new success when Mars is in Cancer on Saturday. Seek red convertibles today. Tomorrow is the moment for excitement. Try to remember Mark Twain once said, "It's not easy being dynamic". You might feel angry about being intimate with a member of the same sex but an old partner could blame someone else. Destiny arrives in a green and grey car.