Aries
Expect a slot machine jackpot this coming weekend. Beware of roughage next year. The coming month might lead to good fortune. Have a care on Saturday when using light-switches. You might worry about loving a dangerous Sagittarian but someone might as well help. Destiny wears yellow jeans.
Taurus
Saturday could lead to prosperity. Pay attention to some people who are clever. Don't hope for new opportunities today. Listen carefully to others who are wild although happy. New chancea to attain new skills are likely today (Sagittarius is in the house of the sun this weekend). Destiny loses a package but finds a yellow diary.
Gemini
Don't be prepared for good fortune next weekend. Success is like a purple diary. Take care on Monday when travelling (especially by air) because it is the full moon next week. Take care today when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Expect unexpected happiness this Saturday.
Cancer
Consider people who are dear to you who can be confident. Tuesday is the time for happiness. Be cautious before Wednesday when dealing with people who are similar to you. Anticipate bad luck today. Destiny pairs you up with somebody new.
Leo
Leos can be stubborn but complacent. Anticipate prosperity next week. Where there's a will there's a way. A break-up with someone else is in the stars. Look out for your family today. Look out for teachers today.
Virgo
Anticipate a steamy affair with a friendly Taurean this coming week. There may be times when love is easy but a clever person is not resigned to it. Take care when dealing with those in authority during the autumnal equinox on Sunday. Look out today when using garden tools. Be prepared for a competition win this Saturday.
Libra
Don't be prepared for opportunities next week. You may be clever. Be cautious next month when using electrical equipment because you don't despise a interferer. Beware of those in authority who aspire to be Albert Einstein. Hope for good fortune today.
Scorpio
Look out for blue buses today. Next month could result in bad luck. Listen carefully to others who are brave. Anticipate a secret affair with that person you have been lusting after tomorrow. Destiny reminds you of a friendly Scorpio.
Sagittarius
Anticipate confidence today, and also anticipate good luck tomorrow. Have a care this month when travelling by air due to the influence of the full moon today in Leo. Be wise. An opportunity to meet a new partner is on the cards this weekend.
Capricorn
Trust politicians who make bad friends. Anticipate more prosperity this month. Wear a dark white pullover for confidence next month. Anticipate a competition win this Saturday. Destiny wears a white and beige suit.
Aquarius
Be very careful when dealing with your family. Thursday could bring bad luck. Wear a dark white scarf for unexpected confidence today. Be prepared for a competition win today. Destiny brings a red and black bag.
Pisces
Seek those in authority before Thursday, and try to eat more salad vegetables. Look out when using sharp implements (it is near the end of the week). Try to remember, life is under-rated. Hope for a secret meeting with a person in a dark blue stretch limo today.