Aries
This month could result in bad luck. Take care when dealing with your colleagues. Tuesday could lead to success. Beware of those in authority who are heartened although friendly. Be very careful when dealing with bosses during the autumnal equinox on Monday. Destiny wears a green (with orange circles) jacket.
Taurus
Taureans can be quick-thinking. Tomorrow might bring good luck. You are brave. A increased growth of your prosperity is in the stars. If you can, take delight in helping your colleagues. Look out for vegetables today.
Gemini
When Scorpio is in the house of Jupiter on Monday try to eat more salad vegetables. It's not easy being resigned to it. Your money has been governed by the total eclipse of the moon on Sunday (the fifth this year) in Libra lately.
Cancer
Be prepared for bad luck this Saturday. Gird your loins when bungee-jumping. Don't hope for good fortune this coming weekend. Trust people who are talking to you who would like to be Douglas Adams. Today might lead to bad fortune, but you will enjoy spending time with that person you have been lusting after. Destiny wears yellow jeans.
Leo
Something unfathomable is in the stars. Listen carefully to Ariens who can be fans of a person who has been lusting after you. Expect bad fortune today, and don't expect a steamy affair with someone in a white jacket this coming week. Listen carefully to your relatives who rarely enjoy money. You may be clever but single-minded.
Virgo
Virgos may be confident. This week could lead to happiness. Don't be unfair to your inner feelings. Today might result in good fortune. Look out for houshold appliances on Tuesday. Be very sage when walking in the road.
Libra
Nostalgia is a miserable bedfellow. Librans can be confident however single-minded. Pay attention to some people who are true to your colleagues. Today could bring opportunities.
Scorpio
Avoid your family who tell you "Don't rely on your relatives". The coming week could result in increased success. Have a care today when using garden tools. The chance to travel is in the stars. Destiny pairs you up with a member of the same sex.
Sagittarius
When the sun is in Aquarius in the coming week look out for others. You would like to be Oscar Wilde. Beware of people who are dear to you who are ambitious, and give those in authority a break.
Capricorn
Expect good luck next week. Have a care in the near future when travelling (especially by ship or boat). The coming week could bring long-awaited prosperity. Ignore those in authority who may be wild although cool. Your success has been ruled by the sun in Pisces recently. Destiny wears pink socks.
Aquarius
Try to be careful today when dealing with Pisceans. Don't expect more opportunities this Monday. Hate white and black Volvo estates today. Hope for bad fortune next weekend. Destiny is very dark.
Pisces
A competition win is likely today. Avoid fruit on Tuesday. Today is the day for caution. Be careful when travelling (especially by public transport). Look out today when dealing with people who are related to you (it is Sunday). Destiny takes you on a trip by bicycle.