Aries
You might be thrilled by this weekend but today could easily try to be worse. Avoid roughage today . Don't forget you have been having a lousy time recently. There are times when life is difficult but a clever person is not complacent. The coming month could lead to a steamy encounter with a member of the same sex.
Taurus
Increased chancea to learn new abilities are likely this week. Look out for sharp implements this week. Take care today when travelling (especially by car) . Remember Mercury is in Capricorn on Tuesday. Seek vegetables on Tuesday. Success is dark.
Gemini
Don't be unfair to those in authority. Geminis are mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Look out when performing gymnastics. Expect renewed opportunities when it is the full moon next year.
Cancer
The coming weekend might result in more happiness. The times, they are a'changin'. Be careful today when walking in the road as it is Monday. Beware of your inner feelings who usually say "Don't be unfair to your friends". Opportunities to learn new abilities are likely.
Leo
Tomorrow is the time for caution . Bear in mind it is near the end of the weekend. Take care in the near future when travelling by Morris Minor . Try to remember Saturn is in Leo in the near future. Romance is similar to a unfathomable parasol. Don't hope for unexpected confidence tomorrow.
Virgo
When Mars is in Aries next week give some people a chance. Be true to your friends. You could worry about spending time with an old relative and a person you have been thinking about might as well help.
Libra
Librans may be put off. A chance to learn new skills is on the cards tomorrow. Success rewards those who need it least. This week is the time for excitement. Look out when dealing with others. Pay attention to Leos who make bad politicians.
Scorpio
Try to be careful before Tuesday when using mining and demolition equipment. Today is the day for patience. Wear a bright purple top for long-awaited happiness today. Today might bring bad fortune. Destiny pairs you up with a member of the same sex.
Sagittarius
Try to be cautious when dealing with people who are close to you. Today could lead to good fortune. Caution is advisable this week when carrying heavy objects. Next month could result in bad fortune. Destiny pairs you up with an old relative.
Capricorn
Beware of pink stretch limos today. Be prepared for prosperity this week. Have a care when dealing with people who are related to you. Next weekend could result in long-awaited confidence. Destiny reminds you of that person in a purple Beetle.
Aquarius
Look out next year when travelling by saloon. Anticipate bad fortune today. Don't worry today when dealing with others. Next month is the time for excitement. Destiny pairs you up with someone.
Pisces
When the moon is in Libra today try to eat more salad vegetables. It's not easy being cool. Be prepared for success today, and you could like taking care of an old friend.