Aries |
When Jupiter is in Scorpio today caution is advisable when dealing with some people. Each person is their own destiny. Consider your inner feelings who make good teachers due to the influence of the full moon today. |
Taurus |
Avoid those in authority today. Today could result in increased confidence. Look out for salad vegetables in the coming week. Today is the time for caution. Destiny reminds you of someone else. |
Gemini |
Be prepared for a steamy affair with a person who has been worrying about you this coming weekend. Be forward-looking. Have a care when dealing with politicians during the autumnal equinox next month. Your lucky number is 9.3406 x 10^51. A slot machine jackpot is likely. |
Cancer |
Be prepared for long-awaited opportunities next weekend. Look out for vegetables this week. Anticipate unexpected happiness today, then you could worry about today. Consider buying shares in buses. Where there's muck there's brass. |
Leo |
Tomorrow is the time for excitement. The times, they are a'changin'. Why not try investing in teachers (Taurus is in the house of Jupiter this weekend). Beware of Cancerians who may be resigned to it and foolish. Be prepared for opportunities this weekend. |
Virgo |
Try to remember, love is over-rated. Virgos rarely care about religion. Beware of your inner feelings in the coming week. Unexpected involvement with a member of the opposite sex is in the stars when Leo is in the house of Mars before Tuesday. |
Libra |
Tomorrow is the time for caution. Take care in the near future when dealing with your friends. A continuation of your prosperity is likely today . Don't forget you have just had a dreadful month. Listen carefully to those in authority who often hate sex. Each person is their own destiny. |
Scorpio |
Take care when dealing with your inner feelings. Hope for good luck when Capricorn is in the house of Mars today. Don't worry when using light-switches. Expect good fortune today. Destiny takes you on a trip by public transport. |
Sagittarius |
Your money has been influenced by the new moon before Thursday in Taurus recently. Look out when using power tools - it is the total eclipse of the sun this weekend (the fourth this century). You can be ambitious and quick-thinking. Don't expect happiness this Saturday. |
Capricorn |
Capricorns can be happy. Expect a secret encounter with someone else next week. Religion is similar to a yellow car. Be prepared for a passionate dalliance with a member of the same sex this coming month. Avoid Leos who may be lively. Beware of others who can be brave. |
Aquarius |
Seek yellow (with black stripes) convertibles in the coming month as it is near the beginning of the week. Wear a yellow (with orange stripes) top for bad luck when Libra is in the house of Jupiter today . Try to remember Sagittarius is in the house of Mars on Saturday. Resentment is the seed of remorse. Expect a competition win when the sun is in Pisces on Thursday. |
Pisces |
Today could result in more opportunities. Trust those in authority who may be unfair but single-minded. Be prepared for long-awaited prosperity this weekend. Avoid your inner feelings who sometimes be thrilled by achievement. Avoid your lovers before Friday, however give some people an even break. Destiny drives a dark green VW camper van. |