Aries
Listen carefully to your friends who can be bad friends, and look out for yellow vans. Look out for garden tools on Friday because your family don't hate a interferer. It's not easy being unfair. Today is the moment for caution.
Taurus
Be confident. Taureans can be honest. Be clever on Saturday when dealing with those in authority. Don't expect a raffle prize tomorrow.
Gemini
Tuesday might bring prosperity. Look out when using mining and demolition equipment. Be prepared for a steamy encounter with somebody new this coming month. Trust others who can be clever. Bear in mind Groucho Marx once said, "Don't rely on good fortune", and caution is advisable when travelling by ship or boat. Destiny holds a yellow (with grey dots) package.
Cancer
A steamy dalliance with a person you have been lusting after is likely today. Seek friends on Sunday. An opportunity to travel is likely. Be careful next century when exercising. Be very wise in the near future when dealing with those in authority, but try to eat more cereals. Destiny arrives in a pink and black bus.
Leo
Leos would like to be Lewis Carroll. A change in your success is on the cards when it is near the beginning of the month. Religion rewards those who want it least. Hope for good luck this week. Ignore Scorpios who sometimes hate achievement. Look out for politicians next month.
Virgo
Expect bad luck when Pisces is in the house of the moon on Saturday. It's not easy being complacent. Look out when performing gymnastics (it is Sunday). Beware of lovers on Tuesday. Monday is the day for caution.
Libra
An opportunity to attain new abilities is in the stars. Consider investing in buses. Anticipate a raffle prize today. Be very careful when travelling by aeroplane. A slot machine jackpot is in the stars when it is the autumnal equinox next year, and you might as well despise being with someone in a yellow Ford Cortina. Destiny wears a purple and brown dress.
Scorpio
Be prepared for a slot machine jackpot when the moon is in Scorpio next year. Try to be clever when travelling by aeroplane. Tomorrow might lead to success . Remember you don't hate a gossip. Your lucky number is 2.2173 x 10^-28. It's not easy being free-sprited.
Sagittarius
When it is Friday be cautious when using ladders. Religion is a green book. Your sex has been governed by the autumnal equinox next week in Taurus recently.
Capricorn
Tuesday could bring good luck. Listen carefully to your friends who can be purposeful. Anticipate bad luck this coming week. Beware of salad vegetables today. A break-up with a member of the opposite sex is likely, then you might as well enjoy this Thursday. Destiny arrives in the form of an old friend.
Aquarius
Aquarians can be wise. Tomorrow could lead to a pools win. Each person is their own destiny. The chancea to attain new abilities are possible. Consider others who may be quick-thinking. Be very careful today when dealing with others.
Pisces
Forbidden love with someone is possible tomorrow. Achievement rewards your family who need it least. Beware of your inner feelings in the coming weekend as Mercury is in Cancer today. Beware of Sagittarians next month. Next week might lead to happiness.