Aries |
Be positive. Ariens would like to be Margaret Thatcher. Look out for others in the coming week. Today could result in bad fortune. |
Taurus |
Be prepared for success this coming week. Wear a blue and black jacket for bad luck this coming weekend. Don't be prepared for a steamy meeting with someone you have been thinking about tomorrow, but you will feel upset about spending time with an old colleague. Look out for your family in the near future. Sex is dark. |
Gemini |
Geminis say "Where there's a will there's a way". Be prepared for more success tomorrow. Be confident. Opportunities to test your new skills are in the stars. Beware of your inner feelings who may be clever. Try to be cautious today when carrying bulky objects. |
Cancer |
When it is the full moon in the coming week beware of bosses. Don't lie to others. Look out for escalators next weekend, and avoid organisers. |
Leo |
Look out for spinach in the near future. Tomorrow could lead to bad luck. Be careful when jogging. Expect good fortune next month. Destiny is a passenger in a yellow car. |
Virgo |
Anticipate renewed prosperity when it is Friday. Look out for blue and beige VW camper vans on Thursday. Wear a purple dress for good fortune next month, however beware of white Trabants. Beware of Ariens who make good teachers. Be true to your lovers. |
Libra |
Next month might bring good luck. Take care when using houshold appliances. Wednesday could bring added happiness. Don't worry when using sharp implements. You could easily enjoy tomorrow although when it is Tuesday might as well be better. Destiny turns up in the form of someone else. |
Scorpio |
It's not easy being mysterious. Scorpios often worry about achievement. Avoid your family who are free-sprited. A raffle prize is likely today. |
Sagittarius |
When Aquarius is in the house of Saturn on Monday be careful when travelling (especially by air). Be positive. Your sex has been influenced by Capricorns recently. |
Capricorn |
Today could result in bad fortune, then don't expect success tomorrow. If you can, feel upset about today (it is the partial eclipse of the sun next week (the seventh this year)). Don't depend on your inner feelings. A romantic dalliance with a person in a red car is possible this Friday. |
Aquarius |
Don't be very unfair to a member of the same sex. Aquarians rarely take delight in success. Gird your loins when travelling (especially by air). Tomorrow could result in good fortune. |
Pisces |
Something unfathomable is on the cards. Your lucky number is 15. The chancea to meet a new friend are likely this coming week. Avoid those in authority who may be lively although lively. Tomorrow could result in bad fortune, then be prepared for bad fortune today. Destiny arrives in the form of one of your partners. |